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The Batlord 08-25-2011 01:02 PM

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Originally Posted by Tumor (Post 1098282)
This is the best advice I've been given in years.

I only wish I could follow it.:banghead:

The Monkey 08-25-2011 02:17 PM

I pretended I was Dutch one. Didn't work.

djchameleon 08-25-2011 02:19 PM

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Originally Posted by The Monkey (Post 1098505)
I pretended I was Dutch one. Didn't work.


Come stateside then try again it'll work like magic but also try other european accents as well

FETCHER. 08-25-2011 05:56 PM

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Originally Posted by Il Duce (Post 1098428)
we should start a thread on "things you've done to repulse the opposite sex when you're not interested in them"

i discuss quantum mechanics

edit:- eigenstates - they make a hasty exit after 5 or 6 sentences

I was sick on a guys feet once.


I've also stood at a bar and talked about 100% jobbies for an hour or two.

Farfisa 08-25-2011 09:52 PM

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Originally Posted by Aurora (Post 1098545)
I was sick on a guys feet once.


I've also stood at a bar and talked about 100% jobbies for an hour or two.

Bar... stool...

LoathsomePete 08-25-2011 10:00 PM

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Originally Posted by Aurora (Post 1098545)
I was sick on a guys feet once.

I threw up on a stripper once, but it wasn't to show her my undying affections...

Janszoon 08-25-2011 10:00 PM

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Originally Posted by Aurora (Post 1098545)
I've also stood at a bar and talked about 100% jobbies for an hour or two.

What are "100% jobbies"?

Farfisa 08-25-2011 10:27 PM

It's pretty much a synonym in scotland for fecal matter.

FETCHER. 08-26-2011 05:51 AM

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Originally Posted by LoathsomePete (Post 1098574)
I threw up on a stripper once, but it wasn't to show her my undying affections...

I never wanted to get off with him or anything. I was just sick on his feet and he had a fear of sick. Top!

Lucky really that he wasn't a looker.

LuckyLovexoxoxxx 02-02-2012 10:58 AM

Uhm my current boyfriend before we started dating , he was working at the grocery store down the street from my house. I use to go buy very pointless things just so I can talk to him


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