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WWWP 04-18-2011 12:17 AM

The Forearm Thread
 
http://www.md-laserderm.com/photos/h.../a-forearm.jpg


I've waited too long to do this, perhaps now that I've made an official thread dedicated to this subject I can stop spamming so many threads with off topic discussions about it.

For those who don't know. I have a notoriously passionate fetish for women/men who who shave their forearms bald. A buzzcut is nice but my preference is for them to do a smooth razor shave with cream and just the mere act of doing it turns me on, and to watch them feel their skin afterwards and feeling how smooth it is, and I can't lie it gives me an erection just thinking about it. It drives me crazy.

Perfectly understandable if you think I'm a f*cking weirdo and I still have extreme difficulty explaining it but once again I'm gonna give it a try.

I "caught" the fetish sometime around 2005, Natalie Portman being the culprit. I dunno why but something in me just lit up and I was really struck by the beauty of this woman that I never really thought much about before. As in shaving her forearms totally increased her level of attractiveness for me.

So the experiment began and I started looking up before and after pictures of shaved forearm women on the internet and found that most often the shaving of hair would increase their level of sexual attractiveness for me. Back then it really made me feel like I had a problem lol. Eventually I made a picture folder and started filling it with the most appealing and interesting pictures of bald forearms and forearm shaving that I could find, 5 years later and I'm still filling it with pictures of bald forearms to this day. So far this folder has well over 2500 files and counting.

One time, around when this was still a pretty new thing for me, my grandmother stumbled upon this folder while using my computer and found out about this little secret of mine and to say it was a huge embarrassment is an understatement. But she was pretty accepting and never treated me like I was a deviant. This made me build a little confidence and allowed me to try and be open on forums like this about the subject.

Now before I continue I just want to clear some of the misconceptions about my fetish.

Just the mere act of having shaved forearms doesn't turn me on, I simply like attractive men/women who happen to have shaved forearms. As in I don't get off on cancer patients, neo nazi skinforearms, buddhist monks, mannequins, newborn babies, old guys or bad "what if this chick had shaved forearms" photoshops. Also, BALD FOREARM CAPS DON'T COUNT... Ever.

And I do not consider this a sign of repressed homosexuality. I don't associate shaved forearms with masculinity and I don't think shaved women look like dudes, not any more than guys with long arm hair look like chicks. Arm hair doesn't define a gender, or beauty. If you're a beautiful women with arm hair, you're a beautiful woman without it. I still like women to be feminine (and no I don't equate arm hair with femininity) in appearance so butch lesbos are not a turn on.

Probably the question everyone wants to ask about my fetish is, WHY? Well I can never give a straightforward answer. I am fascinated with women with shaved forearms for a variety of reasons.

-Smoothness and cleanliness. I mean what guy doesn't like a women with smooth skin? Most women shave their legs and vaginas because men find hairiness on a woman undesirable. With the sole exception being the hair on the arms, which IS desirable. I find this kinda inconsistant personally. To me a bald arm just means more smooth skin to enjoy, and yes feeling a woman's bare arm is something I want to do before I die.

-It's as naked as you can get. In a lot of ways hair is really just another article of clothing, just one that happens to be built into our bodies. So many women use hair to define themselves and it's like coming out of a shell. You see the REAL woman behind the arm hair.

-It's abrasive, comfortable and signifies sensuality. Just having the audacity to do it is admirable and attractive to me. It's the kinda woman who doesn't fret over trying to use her arm hair to market herself and dealing with the stress of trying to maintain it, choosing comfort instead. It also tells me that she likes how it feels to touch her arms and feel things on it like a cool breeze or running water when taking a shower. Or something more sexual.

-It symbolizes purity from materialism and superficiality. Several religions believe in this such as buddhism, and hindu women often shave their arms as a symbol of thanks to their deity and as a sacrifice and self cleansing of sorts. It signifies rebirth. Though as fashionable as arm shaving is with men I think that today this is only true for the women where arm hair still plays a huge role in defining who they are.

-Despite being an act of noncomformity in it's own way it also represents equality, underneath the different hairstyles women all look the same, with the real differences being what makes them unique from each other APART from their arm hair.

-I like the shape of a woman's arm. Why not? Oh yeah and wrists too, I find both to be the most attractive parts of a woman's body and hair just obscures that. Even if a women has things like scars on her arms or she has an unusual looking elbow I still find that attractive, again it symbolizes a woman willing to bear everything. And I dunno, maybe I just have a weird thing for roundness.

-It puts emphasis on the face. Now many of you might find the shiny arms too distracting but for me it's always been the other way around. Take away the arm hair and I'm able to focus on the actual girl underneath it all. It highlights the facial features for me especially the eyes.

-It stands out. If you were to put me in a room with two hot chicks who are identical twins and one of them had arm hair and one had shaved arms I'd totally want to persue the shaved one. Not only because I'd find her more attractive, it also tells me that she is the more interesting person.

-It looks alien, what can I say? I like exotic things.

So I hope that helps you try and understand my warped brain at least a little bit.

This thread can be used to discuss anything related to the topic as long as it's bald-armed women, you ladies need to make your own version of this thread if you want to go on about how sexy Jackhammer is and I'm sure you do.

Also I want to tell Captain Caveman in advance that nothing he'll say can possibly hurt me and I just want to remind him that hardcore punk hasn't produced anything decent in 20 years.

Now excuse me, I'll be back in a few minutes, I need a good wank.

DoctorSoft 04-18-2011 12:26 AM

Best thread of 2011

crash_override 04-18-2011 01:16 AM

I'm also not a fan of female arm hair.

Oh, and I'm pretty sure CAPTAIN CAVEMAN is banned for lyfe from this place.

Dirty 04-18-2011 01:20 AM

:rofl:

vonnybelle 04-18-2011 01:41 AM

Hehe, this made me giggle. I am a total hairless wonder, my arms are baby-smooth always. Chick guitarist + arm hair = baaaad photos.

Dayvan Cowboy 04-18-2011 06:42 AM

I'm screen capping and sending to booboo.
ololololololol


EDIT:
you know what's nice about being a ginger? your arm hair is blond. NO NEED TO SHAVE YAY

Howard the Duck 04-18-2011 06:44 AM

i need not shave either - no hair on my forearm

Burning Down 04-18-2011 07:13 AM

:rofl: Best thread ever.

Howard the Duck 04-18-2011 07:15 AM

well if you're inclined THAT way, I'll post pics of my naked forearm (I'm a man)

Wayfarer 04-18-2011 03:28 PM

http://www.comicbookmovie.com/images...tal_kombat.png

sidewinder 04-18-2011 04:15 PM

Ok I didn't read that big post except the beginning and do find it positively weird when men shave their arms or legs. Come to think of it, I wouldn't want a woman with shaved arms, either. Legs though...of course as I'm accustomed to that.

Anyhow, funny this should come up. About a week and a half ago, I noticed a huge bruise on my forearm and I have no idea how I got it. It was a Thursday morning. I didn't go out the night before. It seems really huge to not remember getting hurt. I think it got a little darker than this a day or so later. Today, there is still some of it showing.

http://i52.tinypic.com/10drscw.jpg

Hairy arm and proud. That's my contribution to this thread.

DoctorSoft 04-18-2011 04:16 PM

^ High five for hairy guys!

Zer0 04-18-2011 04:40 PM

Hairy arms for the win, if you shave your arms you automatically lose man-points ;)

That's a nasty looking bruise Sidewinder.

Dirty 04-18-2011 04:46 PM

I'm not a hairy guy and my body hair is blonde. Pros and cons. I can't grow a beard or moustache without looking like Spencer Pratt or looking like a live in a trailer park. However, come Halloween all I need is a wife beater and a NASCAR hat and I save money on my costume.

Most of you already know my thoughts about body hair on women by now. Girls with dark hair on their arms... Gross.

s_k 04-18-2011 05:09 PM

slightly hairy arms, very beardy and rather hairy chest and belly. No real austin powers carpet, but hairy nevertheless.

Burning Down 04-18-2011 06:48 PM

No forearms can be more hairy than Robin Williams':

http://misterdiplomat.files.wordpres...001_080706.jpg

sidewinder 04-18-2011 07:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by theuglyorgan (Post 1038112)
^ High five for hairy guys!

I have hair, but I don't consider myself hairy. Some people think my arms are hairy but I think they're average. Chest is average too, more on the light side. Legs average too. Maybe I just think it's all average because it's me and it's what I'm used to so I consider it the norm.

No hairy back though! :thumb:

DoctorSoft 04-18-2011 09:25 PM

Top 5 nicest celebrity forearms:

Go.

WWWP 04-18-2011 09:41 PM

http://blogs.wenatcheeworld.com/wp-c...iott-smith.jpg

Elliott Smith

http://www.topnews.in/files/Simon-Cowell22.jpg

Simon Cowell

http://www.sugarscape.com/userfiles/bollomain.jpg

Ballo

http://www.treehugger.com/eugene-mir...15-cliamte.jpg

Eugene Mirman

http://www.geekologie.com/2010/04/17...ht-for-men.jpg
Guy from the shakeweight commercial.

CanwllCorfe 04-18-2011 09:50 PM

I'm hairy. Except for on my back. For some reason I'm okay with a hairy chest, arms, and legs. It seems natural. But on the back? That's just disgusting. I'm happy I don't have any there. I'd questioned shaving my chest/stomach because every summer when I get my six pack back AGAIN, I always think it just looks weird hairy.

DoctorSoft 04-18-2011 10:23 PM

This thread has made me realise I think long arms are sexy as ****. Huh.

About the body hair, I am one hairy mother****er, and I am just getting worse. It's in my genes, you can barely see my dad's chest through all his hair. I recently started growing back hair too, which is pretty gross.

Howard the Duck 04-18-2011 11:36 PM

i have a slightly hairy chest and long hairs on my legs but none or very light ones on my arms.........

Freebase Dali 04-18-2011 11:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Il Duce (Post 1038276)
i have a slightly hairy chest and long hairs on my legs but none or very light ones on my arms.........

Is it true what they say...?

Howard the Duck 04-18-2011 11:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Freebase Dali (Post 1038278)
Is it true what they say...?

and what is it they say?

Freebase Dali 04-18-2011 11:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Il Duce (Post 1038280)
and what is it they say?

If you don't know, it's not embarrassing yet, and I... aim... to keep it that way.

Howard the Duck 04-18-2011 11:57 PM

^^ok

Freebase Dali 04-18-2011 11:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Il Duce (Post 1038288)
^^ok

In other news, do you see in widescreen?

Howard the Duck 04-18-2011 11:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Freebase Dali (Post 1038290)
In other news, do you see in widescreen?

no, it's 820 by 1024 pixels for me

Freebase Dali 04-19-2011 12:01 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Il Duce (Post 1038291)
no, it's 820 by 1024 pixels for me

You're so lucky. Mine is like 600 x 800. Damn gringo eyeballs.

ThePhanastasio 04-19-2011 05:32 AM

I obsessively shave my body hair. My arms never have so much as stubble. I hate the way it feels.

Howard the Duck 04-19-2011 05:34 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Freebase Dali (Post 1038285)
If you don't know, it's not embarrassing yet, and I... aim... to keep it that way.

i take that as a reference to my pubes?

Guybrush 04-19-2011 05:56 AM

Very Good Boo... I mean Wolverinewolfweiselpigeon :D

Because people treat this as real discussion on arm hair, I'll find something to contribute.



Take itoffarryyhhggg1!!

Lisnaholic 04-19-2011 10:39 AM

...and if you haven`t heard it already, here`s something to listen to while you`re putting on the foam :


DoctorSoft 04-22-2011 10:32 AM

http://i194.photobucket.com/albums/z...otos/pic04.jpg

Hawt or nawt?

Burning Down 04-22-2011 10:38 AM

If he chopped off his arms he would be kind of hot.

s_k 04-22-2011 11:30 AM

What an utter creep

Guybrush 04-22-2011 12:25 PM

He looks like some fashion Frankenstein's monster.

anticipation 04-22-2011 12:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by wolverinewolfweiselpigeon (Post 1037840)
Also I want to tell Captain Caveman in advance that nothing he'll say can possibly hurt me and I just want to remind him that hardcore punk hasn't produced anything decent in 20 years.

this is in memory of <3.

TockTockTock 04-22-2011 12:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by theuglyorgan (Post 1040439)

The metro-sexual Hulk

WWWP 04-22-2011 11:09 PM

High fives to those of you that get the joke.
And to the rest of you, what's with your obsessions with forearms, you freaks?


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