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FETCHER. 05-16-2011 12:13 PM

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Originally Posted by The Virgin (Post 1054155)
no, the world will be a much more polluted place

well if everyone was gay mankind would die. Boohoo, most people are straight. Get over it.

Sansa Stark 05-16-2011 12:16 PM

Oh ****, I guess our vaginas caused global warming.

ooooh

crukster 05-16-2011 12:22 PM

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Originally Posted by EvilChuck (Post 1054335)
Well clearly thats a lie, so sad to say its got to be your approach. Close the account and start a new one, with a clean reputation.

Whats that site like generally? Had any successes or is it all failure?

Failure, and miserable failure to be honest. It just depresses me.

Although, once, a mature lady messaged me saying I'm a stud and she wanted me to go to braintree (which is not too far from where I live) and have mad animal sex with her while her husband jerks off and watches. I didn't do it, I was younger then and the jerking off thing freaked me out. sort of regret it...she was hot...I could have just blocked out my peripheral vision

I message bloody...nice things like "hi you have a nice smile". Just my character I suppose. Even online women can tell the losers. :yeah:

EvilChuck 05-16-2011 12:33 PM

See thats what I always assumed online dating sites were for, basically an online swingers club although there'd be alot of singles as well. How long have you been using it for?

s_k 05-16-2011 12:43 PM

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Originally Posted by Paloma (Post 1054337)
Oh ****, I guess our vaginas caused global warming.

Warm & Wet.
Yah.

crukster 05-16-2011 12:47 PM

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Originally Posted by EvilChuck (Post 1054349)
See thats what I always assumed online dating sites were for, basically an online swingers club although there'd be alot of singles as well. How long have you been using it for?


eh on and off for about a year, some other sites as well. They're all crap I wouldn't pay money for em

It's basically just full of bull****. I'm an optimist, I keep going back.

The Batlord 05-16-2011 03:53 PM

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Originally Posted by Paloma (Post 1054337)
Oh ****, I guess our vaginas caused global warming.

ooooh

**** the world. I'm not cutting back on emissions.

Dirty 05-16-2011 05:24 PM

Girls who use plentyoffish and sites like that are fat or divorced with kids. Or most likely both. Cut ties with those lame sites bro.

Until you find a real life girl, keep spending nights with Pamela Handerson for company

Janszoon 05-16-2011 07:22 PM

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Originally Posted by Paloma (Post 1054337)
Oh ****, I guess our vaginas caused global warming.

http://www.reddogreport.com/wp-conte...ore2.jpg?w=300

Bloozcrooz 05-16-2011 07:23 PM

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Originally Posted by Janszoon (Post 1054544)

Thats him!! Manbearpig!!!


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