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Ska Lagos Jew Sun Ra 05-15-2011 11:38 AM

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Originally Posted by James (Post 1053817)
I'm right handed but I can only use my left hand. Why is this? Am I alone?

It's masturbation so... technically.

djchameleon 05-15-2011 12:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by James (Post 1053817)
I'm right handed but I can only use my left hand. Why is this? Am I alone?

maybe it's because you masturbate too much at your desk/computer.

I like to switch it up sometimes by sitting on my right hand that I barely use and when it's a bit numb then I use it.

Le Stranger!

[MERIT] 05-15-2011 05:55 PM

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Originally Posted by Dirty (Post 1053782)
I'll just say that I get off to videos of women being degraded as much as possible. Not fake rape stuff, I'm talking real stuff. Vidoes where the girl basically has no self respect or dignity.

Like bukkake?

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Originally Posted by Dirty
Half chub approaching and I gotta move furniture, I'm gonna stop and leave right now

You should try the mattress f*ck that I was talking about earlier :pssst:

captaincaptain 05-15-2011 06:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by James (Post 1053817)
I'm right handed but I can only use my left hand. Why is this? Am I alone?

I'm right handed, but use the left. I'm so ambidextrous!

Ska Lagos Jew Sun Ra 05-15-2011 07:39 PM

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Originally Posted by oojay (Post 1054003)
Like bukkake?

more like ****ting on a glass table, I think. He is Dirty, after all.

Sparky 05-15-2011 08:44 PM

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Originally Posted by oojay (Post 1054003)
Like bukkake?


Or like when they put they're foot on top of the girls head, im always like woah, not just because of like the degradation, but just how uncomfortable that has to be for the dude too.

Sansa Stark 05-15-2011 08:56 PM

wtf?

Ska Lagos Jew Sun Ra 05-15-2011 09:01 PM

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Originally Posted by musikfeen (Post 1054066)
masturbation is relaxation, the opposite of penetration, and sexual situations, except when it on your mothers face while i listen to the radio station, wake up in the morning im at your house cooking eggs and bacon lol

dada poetry!!!

someonecompletelyrandom 05-15-2011 09:07 PM

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Originally Posted by MusikFeen (Post 1054066)
Masturbation is relaxation, the opposite of penetration, and sexual situations, except when it on your mothers face while i listen to the radio station, wake up in the morning im at your house cooking eggs and bacon LOL

:rofl:

Whoever this is types exactly like a character me and a few of my friends created. This dialect is known as "space Lithuanian".

Ska Lagos Jew Sun Ra 05-15-2011 09:13 PM

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Originally Posted by Conan (Post 1054072)
:rofl:

Whoever this is types exactly like a character me and a few of my friends created. This dialect is known as "space Lithuanian".

On an unrelated note, why has there been so little Conan on the boards lately? :(


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