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CanwllCorfe 05-13-2011 11:09 PM

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Originally Posted by matious (Post 1053093)
were you ever caught?

No! But very close.

[MERIT] 05-13-2011 11:15 PM

Does anyone have any funny stories about getting boners in public?

Freebase Dali 05-13-2011 11:18 PM

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Originally Posted by djchameleon (Post 1053100)
I learned this trick to hiding it.

All I have to do is wearing elastic type pants and flip it up with my shirt covering it and it hides it pretty well....

That reminds me of a shirt I would totally buy:

http://www.eighthsin.co.uk/wp-conten...penisshirt.jpg

CanwllCorfe 05-13-2011 11:19 PM

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Originally Posted by oojay (Post 1053105)
Does anyone have any funny stories about getting boners in public?

I had one in class in Intermediate school. I was so annoyed by boners in my puberty years. You could be thinking about anything and BONER. All the time. Wouldn't even matter.

djchameleon 05-13-2011 11:19 PM

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Originally Posted by Freebase Dali (Post 1053106)
That reminds me of a shirt I would totally buy:

http://www.eighthsin.co.uk/wp-conten...penisshirt.jpg

but the shirt is doing it wrong....it's not concealing it very well

DoctorSoft 05-13-2011 11:22 PM

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Originally Posted by CanwllCorfe (Post 1053108)
I had one in class in Intermediate school. I was so annoyed by boners in my puberty years. You could be thinking about anything and BONER. All the time. Wouldn't even matter.

I pop a boner like every gym class in the changeroom. ****ing awful...

Freebase Dali 05-13-2011 11:26 PM

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Originally Posted by djchameleon (Post 1053109)
but the shirt is doing it wrong....it's not concealing it very well

That's for the wearer to not realize, and for the rest of society to be appalled at.

[MERIT] 05-13-2011 11:26 PM

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Originally Posted by DoctorSoft (Post 1053110)
I pop a boner like every gym class in the changeroom. ****ing awful...

Maybe you're a homosexual.

DoctorSoft 05-13-2011 11:30 PM

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Originally Posted by oojay (Post 1053112)
Maybe you're a homosexual.

Ding ding ****in ding

[MERIT] 05-13-2011 11:43 PM

If I have to jerk it, I usually watch some good quality porno. I like chubby girls (not BBW, but smaller). And MILF's seducing young studs is always nice. My favorite porn stars are Sierra Skye (although she doesn't do creampies) and Lisa Sparxxx.




Edit: Where the f*ck is MJ when you need him?! That dude loves porn more than he loves his own mother.


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