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DoctorSoft 05-13-2011 10:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tumor (Post 1053083)
Why the **** would anybody want to talk about this?

It'll look good on my Mod resume.

Ska Lagos Jew Sun Ra 05-13-2011 10:30 PM


CanwllCorfe 05-13-2011 10:38 PM

Yeah it's a good time.

[MERIT] 05-13-2011 10:42 PM

When I was a desperate teen, I would put some flexible plastic between the mattresses on my bed, lube it up, and f*ck the sh*t out of it.


/my contribution

Sparky 05-13-2011 10:50 PM

were you ever caught?

DoctorSoft 05-13-2011 10:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by matious (Post 1053093)
were you ever caught?

Luckily no.

djchameleon 05-13-2011 10:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by matious (Post 1053093)
were you ever caught?

I've been caught by my mother....with porn on the TV and my junk in my hand.

Sparky 05-13-2011 10:54 PM

thats why i'd always make sure to be wearing like basketball shorts or something lol

you had the quick conceal, especially with my caffeine induced reflexes

[MERIT] 05-13-2011 11:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by matious (Post 1053096)
thats why i'd always make sure to be wearing like basketball shorts or something lol

you had the quick conceal, especially with my caffeine induced reflexes

But you forget, DJ is black. He couldn't hide an erection if he wanted to. It would look like he had a 3rd leg.

djchameleon 05-13-2011 11:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by oojay (Post 1053097)
But you forget, DJ is black. He couldn't hide an erection if he wanted to. It would look like he had a 3rd leg.

I learned this trick to hiding it.

All I have to do is wearing elastic type pants and flip it up with my shirt covering it and it hides it pretty well....


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