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Old 05-13-2011, 09:48 PM   #1 (permalink)
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All masturbation talk goes here.

How often do you touch yourself? Do you blow mad loads, or it wackin it a seldom had pleasure? Do you use porn or your imagination? Favorite porn sites? Ever been caught?

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Carradine is my holy monk. His discipline has always been an inspiration to me. He truly made masturbation a martial art, and I'm continuing that tradition.

As for everyone else: our church is accepting new members by the day.
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My boyfriend bought me a vibrator for my bday
I named it Amadeus
it borked
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we need to discuss why do some females feel like masturbating to porn constitutes cheating?
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Because they're insecure?
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