KingJen

Right...

This rabbit walks into a sandwich bar... coz he's really hungry. And he goes up to the man behind the counter and he's like 'Awwww... I'm famished. What dya suggest to ease my hunger?' and the guy behind the counters like 'well, today's special perhaps? cheese toastie?'. The rabbit licks his lips and he' like 'that sounds awesome!' so he eats the cheese toastie, but it still hasnt filled the hole in his stomach. So he's like... 'well what else dya have?' and the guys like '....ham and mushroom toastie?'. Rabbit licks his lips and eats it up, but it still hasnt satisfied his hunger. the man behind the counter is like 'ham cheese and pickle toastie?' the rabbit eats it all up, 'well, thats much better, I'm so full now! Thank you!' so the rabbit gets up walks out and as he gets out the door he drops down dead.
Another guy walks into the sandwich bar and goes to the man behind the counter 'there's a dead rabbit outside your shop mate' and the man behind the counter is like 'yeah... Myxoma-Toasties'

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL.. I love that joke. Bit long but worth it.

jen xx

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