The speedo guy is easy Boo Boo and S_k's love child.

Where is S_k anyway?

Here's the second part of that segment with that guy:

I don't get why he is doing that. What is he trying to sell? He must have a message.

Usually it's guys like that who make me stay away from the beach. Now I want to go to see if I see him. I would so steal his long board.

If you steal his board, make sure someone is filming it!