Beach weirdos
 

Any beachgoers out there? What's the weirdest thing you've ever seen at the beach? Especially those near Venice or the Jersey shore.

Didn't see this in real life, but on animal planet. Why the hell do they let these things out in public?
http://indyposted.com/wp-content/upl...nk-525x393.jpg

I've only been to a real beach once or twice in my life, and yeah there were some weird people there. But I was just like 11 or 12 so wasn't really paying attention. I was concentrating on having fun.

No matter the beach, you can pretty much always count on the older gentleman in a speedo thing.

Do you think those old speedo men have some sort of forum for their shenanigans? I like to think they are doing it for jokes, rather than actually wanting to wear saggy speedos.

If your paunch covers your junk, you have a problem.

^ That looks incredibly unhealthy.

I have to admit I get envious when I see this:


I think because I'm white and not as skinny as I used to be. Sad times.

Well that's not weird at all...that's just delightful!
...and I'm pretty sure no guy would complain about seeing you in a bikini. ; )

The famous Venice Beach Guitar Guy. Doesn't go around there anymore, but he was there in 2004 when I went there. But when I lived there the last 2 years I didn't see him the handfull of times I went down there. Regardless, it's a sight to see.

http://www.google.com/url?source=img...c_mvh2QIjk4gYA

I saw him when I was in Venice Beach, 2002 I think.