If there was a zombie apocalypse, it would most certainly be an elderly zombie apocalypse. The first thing that I'm going to do is head to the nearest sporting goods store and hardware store. I'm going to pick up a bat and hammer some nails into it and get ready for some awesome melee action smacking around slow moving elderly zombies. After that I will head to the nearest military base.

Scenario: You are walking in a parking lot and you see a group of kids breaking into a car that is parked two cars away from your own. What would you do?

Maybe hit the panic button on my own cars alarm? Hopefully that would be enough to spook the kids so that I could continue with my day.

Scenario: You've got a crappy job and you're about to be fired for helping someone steal something. That catch is that it was actually your co-worker who was threatened into doing it - but your co-worker's child has cancer and needs this crappy job to stand any chance of paying medical bills. What does you do???

Give him the job and live off ramen until I get a new one, its a crappy job anyway.

Scenario: You're a 15 year old kind of gawky boy who's barely kissed a girl yet and you desperately want to get your cherry popped. How do you proceed?

I'd pass and just be a virgin for the rest of my life if girls are my only option.

Scenario:
what would be the first 5 things you'll do if you become a mod?

...just do the job? I don't have any inherent desire to go mad with power or anything of the sort. I'd just do what I was asked to do.

Scenario:
You're walking down the street, and you see a person you were close friends with in high school but have drifted away from over the years standing on the sidewalk begging for money. They ask you for money, which you assume they're going to use for drugs, as they appear to be very strung out. What would you do?

I would knock around the mods forum until I got bored and then I would unmod myself. Sounds like kind of a shit job to be honest.

EDIT: Oops, skipped someone. I would try to talk them into coming to a doctor with me and then get them checked for anything pretty bad. If they had like, AIDs or something, I'd just let them keep doing drugs until they died because that's what I would do if I had AIDs but if they were fairly healthy I would try to talk them into rehabilitation or something.

Scenario:
You are a decent guy, you'd never intentionally hurt anyone. You have friends, a job, your parents are proud of you, life's not so bad. Problem is you're only sexually attracted to children. Wat do?

i think there's some confusion here but let me answer both your questions.

nothing. being sexually attracted to kids is not a sin unless you're going to act out of it. just be who you are and do rehabilitation or something to lessen your likings to kids.

no, i would not give them. here in the Philippines, it's illegal to give money to beggars.

Scenario:
what if God gave you one oppurtunity to live physically as the opposite sex for one day. what would you do?

Have like a 10 guy orgy

You're in a saw trap. Somehow it ends up being ya either gotta lose a leg or an arm.


WHAT DO YOU LOSE?!

I would put on my skimpiest dress and loads of makeup, then go out and sell my body for 24 hours straight. I could probably make a good thousand dollars in that time.

If you could ask "God" (or someone who knows all the secrets of the universe) any one question and get the correct answer, what question would you ask?

Also I would choose a leg cause those prosthetic ones are pretty sweet.