Yes, but I keep him in the cellar and only let him "get this" on full moons.

You start playfighting with your bud, but you accidentally punch him in the nuts. He starts crying and it gets awkward, what do you do?

Punch him in the face to make the pain go away.

You wake up not knowing where you are wearing someones panties. Do you leave immediately or stick around to see the aftermath?

Bust one in the panties, ditch.

You come home and see your house(empty of people) and your neighbor's house(full of innocent wittle ones) are both on fire.

What do you DO?!?!?!

Depends how cute the panties are.

EDIT: Try to save the wittle ones and my dogs.
You suddenly lose all bodily sensation. Wat do

Well that would paralyze me losing all body sensation so I would probably just drool alot.

You just made a date with someone your not necessarily attracted to. Immediately after doing so someone you find very sexy calls and wants to date the exact same night? What do you do?

Accept date two but schedule it at a time before or after date one.


You were instantly hired for a crappy job washing dishes for 9.50 an hour, but you also got offered a job for a hire corporation with a much better salary, but you don't know if you could make it to that job every day. What would you do?

I'd definitely take the better salary.

Would you eat your own pet to stay alive?

Absolutely not, because if I die anyway I'll end up regretting it!

Would you suck a mans member if he put you at gunpoint?

Hell yeah.

You see a cop beating a boy up for no reason, what do you do?!

Yell at the damn cop.
You're a girl. You wake up and your thighs are super glued together. What do you do and what do you think happened?