What Would You Do?
 

The premise of this thread is pretty simple. Post a scenario that could occur in someone's life, then someone replies with how they would react in that situation. Then they post their own scenario for the next member to react to. End each post with "What would you do?" I'll start:


You're walking down a dark alley when a stranger pulls out a gun and demands that you give him all of your money. What would you do?

Give him the money.

You're about to break up with your significant other because you are leaving him/her for someone else, and before you get a chance to tell them they admit they have cancer and get really upset. What would you do?

Refer them to an Oncologist and move on with my life.
If I'm the kind of guy who just dumps chicks any time someone else comes along, I guess that's the best I could do...




Scenario:

Detective Mac Taylor comes to your house, asking where you were last night. But you're laying face down, nude, on the living room floor, playing a harmonica. What do you do?

tell him I was just doing my daily beauty ritual and ask him if he wants to join.

Scenario: what if you found out you're really adopted cause you're parents are both gay (mother being a post-op tranny).?

I would most likely want to find out who my birth parents are but I don't think I would want to create a relationship with them. My curiousity would just want me to at least find them to see what they looked like and what type of people they are/were.

Scenario: You are sitting at a restaurant and you see a mother scolding her child because she got a B+ in her math class instead of A+ and decides to deny her food. What would you do?

I'd probably do nothing. the last thing i want is to put myself in a situation where people may see me as interfering with a family issue that i'm not part of.

Scenario: what if the world will end exactly 10 minutes from now. what is the first thing you'd do?

Finish watching this segment of the Today show.

Q: Someone his hitting their wife in public, what would you do?

i'd immediately call a police. or at least get some people to help. if i do it myself, i can't guarantee i can't break off the fight.

Scenario: what if Mariah Carey called you to write a song for her? what song would you write about and what titile?

I would politely decline as I have no desire to be associated with the musical output of Mariah Carey!

Scenario: You are put in a room and told you have two choices: pick up the lethal injection in front of you and kill yourself or hand the injection to the strange middle aged woman opposite you on the table and she will take it and administer it to a 7 year old girl somewhere in the world instead

Grab the injection and break down the door, run down the hall and finally spot the evil mad man who trapped me here. We would do battle for 10 minutes through his collapsing laboratory until he disarms me. Laying on the floor waiting for his speech to finish, I remember my trick dollar that had become lodged in the needle. I quickly retract the string and stab him in the neck as he tries to chop me down with a battle ax. I walk out slowly as the building and the middle aged woman explode in slowmo.

What would you do if there was a zombie apocalypse at this very moment?

If there was a zombie apocalypse, it would most certainly be an elderly zombie apocalypse. The first thing that I'm going to do is head to the nearest sporting goods store and hardware store. I'm going to pick up a bat and hammer some nails into it and get ready for some awesome melee action smacking around slow moving elderly zombies. After that I will head to the nearest military base.

Scenario: You are walking in a parking lot and you see a group of kids breaking into a car that is parked two cars away from your own. What would you do?

Maybe hit the panic button on my own cars alarm? Hopefully that would be enough to spook the kids so that I could continue with my day.

Scenario: You've got a crappy job and you're about to be fired for helping someone steal something. That catch is that it was actually your co-worker who was threatened into doing it - but your co-worker's child has cancer and needs this crappy job to stand any chance of paying medical bills. What does you do???

Give him the job and live off ramen until I get a new one, its a crappy job anyway.

Scenario: You're a 15 year old kind of gawky boy who's barely kissed a girl yet and you desperately want to get your cherry popped. How do you proceed?

I'd pass and just be a virgin for the rest of my life if girls are my only option.

Scenario:
what would be the first 5 things you'll do if you become a mod?

...just do the job? I don't have any inherent desire to go mad with power or anything of the sort. I'd just do what I was asked to do.

Scenario:
You're walking down the street, and you see a person you were close friends with in high school but have drifted away from over the years standing on the sidewalk begging for money. They ask you for money, which you assume they're going to use for drugs, as they appear to be very strung out. What would you do?

I would knock around the mods forum until I got bored and then I would unmod myself. Sounds like kind of a shit job to be honest.

EDIT: Oops, skipped someone. I would try to talk them into coming to a doctor with me and then get them checked for anything pretty bad. If they had like, AIDs or something, I'd just let them keep doing drugs until they died because that's what I would do if I had AIDs but if they were fairly healthy I would try to talk them into rehabilitation or something.

Scenario:
You are a decent guy, you'd never intentionally hurt anyone. You have friends, a job, your parents are proud of you, life's not so bad. Problem is you're only sexually attracted to children. Wat do?

i think there's some confusion here but let me answer both your questions.

nothing. being sexually attracted to kids is not a sin unless you're going to act out of it. just be who you are and do rehabilitation or something to lessen your likings to kids.

no, i would not give them. here in the Philippines, it's illegal to give money to beggars.

Scenario:
what if God gave you one oppurtunity to live physically as the opposite sex for one day. what would you do?

Have like a 10 guy orgy

You're in a saw trap. Somehow it ends up being ya either gotta lose a leg or an arm.


WHAT DO YOU LOSE?!

I would put on my skimpiest dress and loads of makeup, then go out and sell my body for 24 hours straight. I could probably make a good thousand dollars in that time.

If you could ask "God" (or someone who knows all the secrets of the universe) any one question and get the correct answer, what question would you ask?

Also I would choose a leg cause those prosthetic ones are pretty sweet.

How do I become as powerful as you?

You systematically only become infatuated with people that will never love you back. You have never experienced love and instead opt for meaningless physical contact. wat do

Pat the nearest woman on the fanny and whisper 'awooga' in her ear.

You meet the perfect person. It turns out they're a pre OP transsexual. What would you do? Give them a reach around or break off the relationship?

I don't mind vaginas so I may be cheating a bit but I'd just fuck them.

You're only sexually attracted to animals. Wat do

Fuck some animals.

You're dad and mom are captured by a sociopath and their lives are threatened. To free them, you have to give your dad a blowjob. What would you do? ...

I wouldn't neglect the balls while sucking my dad off.

Your best friends mum/dad comes onto you. What do you do?

My best friends parents are both gross as ****, so ditch.

You find a dead body with a note that says "We are watching, do not go to the police"

What do you do?

Tell my parents I would only free them only if they stopped nagging me forever then I would give my dad a blow job.

EDIT: I would yell to whoever's watching that I know what they're up to and I'm not afraid of them or something.

You're addicted to heroin and out of money. You sold all your **** and borrowed from everyone who would lend to you. All you want is heroin. You need some fucking heroin. How long do you think you would suck cock for money until heroin got old?

Drop the note, run the fuck away and pretend I never saw anything.

After about the 10th dick or so it might get old, if you think about it...


You get thrown in a lion's den, and you're atheist. What would you do?

I'd be fine. They only eat Christians.

You win the lottery. Do you take the lump sum or the monthly payments?

Monthly payments, people who take the lump sum spend it all in a month and end up homeless.

You are a girl about 18 or 19 and your fiance is a marine. You adore him and can't wait for him to get back home. One day, you get the horrible news that there's been an accident and he may not survive.
By some miracle, he does but he's not the same. Here's a little before and after.
http://www.ncc-1776.org/tle-pics/tyziegel-usmc.jpg
Do you go through with the wedding?

Yes, but I keep him in the cellar and only let him "get this" on full moons.

You start playfighting with your bud, but you accidentally punch him in the nuts. He starts crying and it gets awkward, what do you do?

Punch him in the face to make the pain go away.

You wake up not knowing where you are wearing someones panties. Do you leave immediately or stick around to see the aftermath?

Bust one in the panties, ditch.

You come home and see your house(empty of people) and your neighbor's house(full of innocent wittle ones) are both on fire.

What do you DO?!?!?!

Depends how cute the panties are.

EDIT: Try to save the wittle ones and my dogs.
You suddenly lose all bodily sensation. Wat do

Well that would paralyze me losing all body sensation so I would probably just drool alot.

You just made a date with someone your not necessarily attracted to. Immediately after doing so someone you find very sexy calls and wants to date the exact same night? What do you do?

Accept date two but schedule it at a time before or after date one.


You were instantly hired for a crappy job washing dishes for 9.50 an hour, but you also got offered a job for a hire corporation with a much better salary, but you don't know if you could make it to that job every day. What would you do?

I'd definitely take the better salary.

Would you eat your own pet to stay alive?

Absolutely not, because if I die anyway I'll end up regretting it!

Would you suck a mans member if he put you at gunpoint?

Hell yeah.

You see a cop beating a boy up for no reason, what do you do?!

Yell at the damn cop.
You're a girl. You wake up and your thighs are super glued together. What do you do and what do you think happened?