Keep Up With Slang Losers

FETCHER. · 08-04-2011, 08:42 PM

Everyone knows what they are but have secret individual jokes surrounding the subject. I just call them fat bastards personally.

FETCHER. · 08-04-2011, 09:24 PM

If he's over 6ft, get him to give me a call...

Howard the Duck · 08-04-2011, 10:58 PM

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Originally Posted by Aurora

If he's over 6ft, get him to give me a call...

he is, but I think he's in Oslo now

FETCHER. · 08-05-2011, 07:38 AM

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Originally Posted by Il Duce

he is, but I think he's in Oslo now

Well then, now he's closer to Scotland. I demand you deliver him.

Howard the Duck · 08-05-2011, 07:42 AM

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Originally Posted by Aurora

Well then, now he's closer to Scotland. I demand you deliver him.

but i don't have his Norwegian phone number

he has to come here for me to contact him

edit :- oh and if you're thinking electronically/digitally, he's not an Internet-type person

FETCHER. · 08-06-2011, 04:12 AM

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Originally Posted by Il Duce

but i don't have his Norwegian phone number

he has to come here for me to contact him

edit :- oh and if you're thinking electronically/digitally, he's not an Internet-type person

Nah I was kidding.

he does seem like a stallion though. I love Dutch people. They look like me.

ThePhanastasio · 08-04-2011, 11:35 PM

Some mo' slang:

Dank: Awesome / Great / Amazing. Can often be used to reference marijuana, e.g. "I got some dank nugs today," but can simple be used to say something rocks, e.g. "Ah, man you got front row seats for the show?! Dank!"

Gank: Combination of grab and yank. To steal. Example: "Dude just ganked my cigarettes. What a tool."

Blitzed/Bombed/Fucked/Destroyed/Wasted/Annihilated/Loaded: Incredibly drunk. Annihilated is my fave to use, as in, "Dude was annihilated last night! He was trying to declare war on the city of Ashland."

I feel you: I am with you / I get that.
1: "I'm so tired of slang."
2: "I feel you."

The fuzz: The police. "Hide the stuff, the fuzz are coming!"

Boss: Awesome. Example: "Dude, that new album is boss!"

Heady: In terms of music, usually means really deep and interesting. In terms of food, usually references something that you ate high which was really awesome, or food stuffs containing cannabis. In terms of everything else, usually just means really cool.
Ex. 1: "Those were some heady jams last night, brah!"
Ex. 2: "I ate some heady goo balls on Phish lot."
Ex. 3: "My bro hooked me up with some heady tickets for the show in August."

Spaced It: Totally forgot about it.
1: Dude! Why didn't you call me back last night?
2: Aw, my bad bro. I totally spaced it.

You're shittin' me: You're not serious / you're messing with me.
1: I just got pulled over going 95 in a 25, and got out of the ticket.
2: You're shittin' me!

Howard the Duck · 08-04-2011, 11:38 PM

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Originally Posted by ThePhanastasio

Some mo' slang:

Dank: Awesome / Great / Amazing. Can often be used to reference marijuana, e.g. "I got some dank nugs today," but can simple be used to say something rocks, e.g. "Ah, man you got front row seats for the show?! Dank!"

Gank: Combination of grab and yank. To steal. Example: "Dude just ganked my cigarettes. What a tool."

Blitzed/Bombed/Fucked/Destroyed/Wasted/Annihilated/Loaded: Incredibly drunk. Annihilated is my fave to use, as in, "Dude was annihilated last night! He was trying to declare war on the city of Ashland."

I feel you: I am with you / I get that.
1: "I'm so tired of slang."
2: "I feel you."

The fuzz: The police. "Hide the stuff, the fuzz are coming!"

Boss: Awesome. Example: "Dude, that new album is boss!"

Heady: In terms of music, usually means really deep and interesting. In terms of food, usually references something that you ate high which was really awesome, or food stuffs containing cannabis. In terms of everything else, usually just means really cool.
Ex. 1: "Those were some heady jams last night, brah!"
Ex. 2: "I ate some heady goo balls on Phish lot."
Ex. 3: "My bro hooked me up with some heady tickets for the show in August."

Spaced It: Totally forgot about it.
1: Dude! Why didn't you call me back last night?
2: Aw, my bad bro. I totally spaced it.

You're shittin' me: You're not serious / you're messing with me.
1: I just got pulled over going 95 in a 25, and got out of the ticket.
2: You're shittin' me!

actually, i'm pretty familiar with most of those, a lot of American posters use them a lot on the other boards I go to

~~Farfisa~~ · 08-05-2011, 08:39 AM

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Originally Posted by Il Duce

edit :- oh and if you're thinking electronically/digitally, he's not an Internet-type person

hip hop bunny hop · 08-06-2011, 12:53 AM

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Does anyone else use ****faced when describing drunkeness?
\^^I usually say "smashed"
I usually go with "trashed."
Drunk=

bladdered
****ed
pissed
bolloxed
wankered
3 sheets to the wind
brahms and liszt
trollied
off my head
steaming (drunk)
kalied
pissed out of his tree
sloshed
__________________
On the sauce
Ratarsed
Melted
Miraculous
Wasted
Oot ma box
Away with it
Blotto
Blootered
Mad with it

Blitzed/Bombed/****ed/Destroyed/Wasted/Annihilated/Loaded: Incredibly drunk. Annihilated is my fave to use, as in, "Dude was annihilated last night! He was trying to declare war on the city of Ashland."

Mmm. Personally, I have to concur with jackhammer; "Sloshed" is the veteran drinker's term for getting there. It's describes the ambulatory, auditory, and visual effects of spirits.

Other great euphemisms; pie-eyed, strange, side-ways (<---!!!!), in the bag, bagged, tying one on (for in the process of), hammered, ripped, loaded, wet, strange, straightened out, worshipping, etc.

This - I think - is the best thing of living in a rural area that gets lots & lots of snow. You get snowed in at friends house for a few days, and get an excuse to get drunk. You get snowed in at a country bar, and suddenly becomes an open bar. Really, really great way to form those inky black spots that lurk on the edge of memories.

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ThePhanastasio Killed Laura Palmer Join Date: Sep 2010 Location: Ashland, KY Posts: 1,679	Some mo' slang: Dank: Awesome / Great / Amazing. Can often be used to reference marijuana, e.g. "I got some dank nugs today," but can simple be used to say something rocks, e.g. "Ah, man you got front row seats for the show?! Dank!" Gank: Combination of grab and yank. To steal. Example: "Dude just ganked my cigarettes. What a tool." Blitzed/Bombed/Fucked/Destroyed/Wasted/Annihilated/Loaded: Incredibly drunk. Annihilated is my fave to use, as in, "Dude was annihilated last night! He was trying to declare war on the city of Ashland." I feel you: I am with you / I get that. 1: "I'm so tired of slang." 2: "I feel you." The fuzz: The police. "Hide the stuff, the fuzz are coming!" Boss: Awesome. Example: "Dude, that new album is boss!" Heady: In terms of music, usually means really deep and interesting. In terms of food, usually references something that you ate high which was really awesome, or food stuffs containing cannabis. In terms of everything else, usually just means really cool. Ex. 1: "Those were some heady jams last night, brah!" Ex. 2: "I ate some heady goo balls on Phish lot." Ex. 3: "My bro hooked me up with some heady tickets for the show in August." Spaced It: Totally forgot about it. 1: Dude! Why didn't you call me back last night? 2: Aw, my bad bro. I totally spaced it. You're shittin' me: You're not serious / you're messing with me. 1: I just got pulled over going 95 in a 25, and got out of the ticket. 2: You're shittin' me! __________________ Phish: Studio Discography Reviewed 100 Albums I Heartily Recommend My last.fm It's a hand-me-down, the thoughts are broken Perhaps they're better left unsung