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Old 10-24-2011, 01:35 PM   #41 (permalink)
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I've never had 3 orangutans simultaneously give me a hand job while I was running from the cops (because of my indecent exposure. how else do you get a hand job from an orangutan?) during a game of freeze tag that I was playing with a class of 9th grade autistic students.
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Hip Hop generally bores me now I just listen to stuff I know will be slightly interesting.

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Old 10-24-2011, 09:11 PM   #42 (permalink)
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I have never understood why country and western could be popular ........ anywhere
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Old 10-24-2011, 09:18 PM   #43 (permalink)
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I've never ****ed a female sea lion.
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Old 10-24-2011, 09:24 PM   #44 (permalink)
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^I've never ****ed a male sea lion.
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Old 10-24-2011, 10:41 PM   #45 (permalink)
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I've never ****ed a male or female land lion.
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Old 10-24-2011, 11:11 PM   #46 (permalink)
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I've never been the father i should have been... after Trish, my then-lion girlfriend(now seperated), gave birth to two beautiful human-cub hybrids. I've never been able to take care of myself, much less children.

I haven't talked to them in months, I doubt they would even recognize me at this point..
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Old 10-24-2011, 11:25 PM   #47 (permalink)
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i've never been the Queen of Sheba
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what? i don't understand you. farming is for vegetables, not for meat. if ou disagree with a farming practice, you disagree on a vegetable. unless you have a different definition of farming.
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Old 10-25-2011, 01:12 AM   #48 (permalink)
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I've never sing like a song;
I've never speaker louder;
I've never been taller;
I've never been healthier;
I've never been able to do what I want to do ...
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Old 10-25-2011, 01:27 AM   #49 (permalink)
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^^you've also never learn to english proper speak
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Old 10-26-2011, 12:15 AM   #50 (permalink)
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never done anything sexual with a girl who wasn't taller than I am
(I just realized the number of sex related posts ive been creating has been on a significant rise)
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