All the things you've never done...

noise · 10-16-2011, 07:32 PM

I've never prevented the feet of a piano from scuffing a waxed hardwood floor by weaving a large, pliable mat out of the laces pilfered form discarded footwear...

RVCA · 10-17-2011, 12:41 AM

I've never hiked to the top of a remote mountain in Norway and spent the afternoon reading Slaughterhouse Five

~~Odyshape~~ · 10-17-2011, 01:28 AM

I have never gotten a sexual disease

The Monkey · 10-17-2011, 04:38 AM

I've never seen a dead person.

I've never touched anybody's dick except my own.

I've never been to Ireland.

right-track · 10-17-2011, 06:58 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Odyshape

I have never gotten a sexual disease

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Monkey

I've never seen a dead person.

I've never touched anybody's dick except my own.

I've never been to Ireland.

...you will.

right-track · 10-17-2011, 06:59 AM

Although going to Ireland could be a long shot.

SIRIUSB · 10-17-2011, 07:22 AM

I've never advertised my music on this forum . . .

Zer0 · 10-17-2011, 07:36 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Monkey

I've never been to Ireland.

You should go now while it's still here.

The Monkey · 10-17-2011, 05:33 PM

Ireland will have to wait, need to see Madagascar before.

Come to think of it, I've never seen an erect dick in real like except my own. Who else can claim that?

Phantom Limb · 10-17-2011, 06:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Monkey

Ireland will have to wait, need to see Madagascar before.

Come to think of it, I've never seen an erect dick in real like except my own. Who else can claim that?

Me.
I've also never consumed an entire bottle of everclear while attending a Mars Volta concert.

10-16-2011, 07:32 PM	#1 (permalink)
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The Monkey Music Addict Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: Sweden Posts: 803	I've never seen a dead person. I've never touched anybody's dick except my own. I've never been to Ireland. __________________ Now another stranger seems to want you to ignore his dreams as though they were the burden of some other My Last.fm

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The Monkey Music Addict Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: Sweden Posts: 803	Ireland will have to wait, need to see Madagascar before. Come to think of it, I've never seen an erect dick in real like except my own. Who else can claim that? __________________ Now another stranger seems to want you to ignore his dreams as though they were the burden of some other My Last.fm

10-17-2011, 12:41 AM	#2 (permalink)
RVCA （￣ー￣） Join Date: Jul 2009 Posts: 3,270	I've never hiked to the top of a remote mountain in Norway and spent the afternoon reading Slaughterhouse Five

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~~Odyshape~~ Account Disabled Join Date: Feb 2009 Posts: 526	I have never gotten a sexual disease

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right-track Atchin' Akai Join Date: May 2005 Location: Unamerica Posts: 8,723	Although going to Ireland could be a long shot.

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SIRIUSB Luciferian Join Date: Aug 2011 Posts: 278	I've never advertised my music on this forum . . .