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Old 04-18-2015, 04:57 PM   #71 (permalink)
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Old 04-18-2015, 06:01 PM   #72 (permalink)
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I've never shot an elf that was holding out on money he owed me but went and blew on drugs and prostitutes.
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Old 04-18-2015, 06:04 PM   #73 (permalink)
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I've never shot an elf that was holding out on money he owed me but went and blew on drugs and prostitutes.
Wow, you really haven't lived at all.
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Old 04-19-2015, 03:03 PM   #74 (permalink)
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I have never had sex while flying on a unicorn across the holy land of Lithuania whist watching Space Jam.
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Old 04-19-2015, 03:07 PM   #75 (permalink)
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I have never had sex while flying on a unicorn across the holy land of Lithuania whist watching Space Jam.
You are still young, give it time.
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I like Roxy, she's awesome and her taste in music far exceeds yours. Roxy is in the Major League bro, and you're like a sad clown in a two bit rodeo.
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Old 04-19-2015, 03:28 PM   #76 (permalink)
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I have never successfully masturbated while watching a political speech.
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There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.
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Old 04-19-2015, 06:17 PM   #77 (permalink)
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You are still young, give it time.
Wow you offended me by discriminating against me being young. Bye.
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Old 04-19-2015, 06:19 PM   #78 (permalink)
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I have never successfully masturbated while watching a political speech.
Really the soothing sound of primarily old white men forcing their viewpoints down your throat dosent quite get you off?
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Old 04-19-2015, 06:20 PM   #79 (permalink)
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Really the soothing sound of primarily old white men forcing their viewpoints down your throat dosent quite get you off?
I tried. I really did. But it just wasn't working.
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Old 04-19-2015, 06:23 PM   #80 (permalink)
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I tried. I really did. But it just wasn't working.
You may have to go see a doctor about erectile dysfunction because there seems to be a problem.
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