Frownland

I know, it's still a ridiculous notion that I feel compelled to make fun of.

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Studies show that when a given norm is changed in the face of the unchanging, the remaining contradictions will parallel the truth.

Chula Vista

Priceless.

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“The fact that we live at the bottom of a deep gravity well,
on the surface of a gas covered planet going around a nuclear fireball 90 million miles away
and think this to be normal is obviously some indication of how skewed our perspective tends to be.”

John Wilkes Booth

does your beard tell you to do things?

Frownland

Does your mustache tell you to enforce the law or put out fires?

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Studies show that when a given norm is changed in the face of the unchanging, the remaining contradictions will parallel the truth.

The Batlord

Priceless.

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Chula Vista

Lame.

Happy happy happy Patriot fan!!!! (born and bred in Boston for 37 years)



Tom Brady = GOAT.

Suck it.

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“The fact that we live at the bottom of a deep gravity well,
on the surface of a gas covered planet going around a nuclear fireball 90 million miles away
and think this to be normal is obviously some indication of how skewed our perspective tends to be.”

The Batlord

I'll never understand why football fans get taken in so hard by the Superbowl. There are actual achievements that are actually worth more than winning ONE GAME, but no, football fans latch onto it like winning it's the Holy ****ing Grail. At least the rest of America knows that the Superbowl is unimportant compared to the commercials.

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Chula Vista

32 teams beat the sh*t out of each other for a few months during the regular season. And then some of them get into the playoffs. The best of the best continue to beat the sh*t out of each other until only 2 are standing.

Super Bowl.

Are you dense when it comes to sports?

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“The fact that we live at the bottom of a deep gravity well,
on the surface of a gas covered planet going around a nuclear fireball 90 million miles away
and think this to be normal is obviously some indication of how skewed our perspective tends to be.”

The Batlord

Either that or a couple teams who got lucky get to find out who isn't the best team of the year in the Superbowl. The NBA Playoffs might go on WAY too long, but at least they're better for figuring out which team actually deserves to win a championship.

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Chula Vista

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“The fact that we live at the bottom of a deep gravity well,
on the surface of a gas covered planet going around a nuclear fireball 90 million miles away
and think this to be normal is obviously some indication of how skewed our perspective tends to be.”