Do you live in Greenland?

i wear shorts all the time, cos of the weather, but they're usually knee-length

Aside from being in a very happy marriage (according to himself) with his wife (who really is a woman), there's just about nothing about him that sets off my gaydar. Neither do I feel like shorts are particularly popular with gay men.

I wear shorts when I'm swimming. If it's warm, I prefer to wear short pants, like these :

http://i.imgur.com/MAMHH.jpg

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And I am not gay.

I don't think you know very many straight males.

Tom Cruise is in an admittedly "happy" marriage, as well. It's unfortunate we still live in a society where actors are forced to conceal their true identity for risk of alienating their audience.

Whether or not a heterosexual man would wear those pants is questionable, but they are without a doubt very ugly.:(

I like them, and I'm straight, really, I am. :(

I'm actually sure that quite a few of them do. Not all gay guys have good fashion sense.

I agree. It was just a lame jest referring to the highly fashion aware gay stereotype.

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I like them when wearing them is practical. In summer, I'm often wading and looking for crabs in the shallows etc. But I could add that I'm generally not fashionable, nor interested in fashion, as the picture probably proves.

Bollocks. 3/4 combat shorts are essential festival wear.

This is kinda funny. My dad wears shorts at night time, OH NOES he's gay.