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08-18-2018, 06:26 AM
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Cuter Than Post Malone.
Join Date: Sep 2015
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Every time I get a Captain Crunch slurpy it turns my **** the same color as the slurpy.
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08-18-2018, 10:44 AM
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Zum Henker Defätist!!
Join Date: Jan 2011
Location: Beating GNR at DDR and keying Axl's new car
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There were whole raisins in my **** today. Are raisins indigestible and I just never noticed?
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08-18-2018, 10:45 AM
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SOPHIE FOREVER
Join Date: Aug 2011
Location: East of the Southern North American West
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Eat grapes, shit raisins. My new motto.
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Studies show that when a given norm is changed in the face of the unchanging, the remaining contradictions will parallel the truth. |
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08-18-2018, 10:50 AM
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Zum Henker Defätist!!
Join Date: Jan 2011
Location: Beating GNR at DDR and keying Axl's new car
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Eat clay, shit bricks.
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08-19-2018, 03:07 AM
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Cuter Than Post Malone.
Join Date: Sep 2015
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Eat a dick.
Nah, just eat a dick I don't care what becomes of it.
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05-12-2021, 10:21 AM
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Slavic gay sauce
Join Date: Apr 2005
Location: Abu Dhabi
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So I have a pretty bad urinary tract infection, no idea how I got it, the doctor has a million theories and is useless. He prescribed an antibiotic which I am supposed to take every three days for 2 and a half weeks and he warned me the usual side-effect is diarrhea. I was thinking yeah ok, maybe for some people but surely not me. Basically I've been pooping water for the past 3 days. I have about 2 more weeks of this.
Thought it was worth bumping this bitch for that. I suffer, MB suffers. It is what it is. :/
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“Think of what a paradise this world would be if men were kind and wise.” - Kurt Vonnegut, Cat's Cradle. Last.fm Last edited by adidasss; 05-12-2021 at 07:50 PM. |
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05-12-2021, 10:25 AM
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Zum Henker Defätist!!
Join Date: Jan 2011
Location: Beating GNR at DDR and keying Axl's new car
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Pics.
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05-12-2021, 01:42 PM
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Born to be mild
Join Date: Oct 2008
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UTIs are damn painful (it's urinary tract, just to be pedantic and make you feel worse than you already do) - Karen got a lot of them. You have my sympathy.
But please, no pics. 
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05-12-2021, 07:53 PM
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Slavic gay sauce
Join Date: Apr 2005
Location: Abu Dhabi
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Haha thanks, I actually knew that but sometimes my brain spasms while I type. It's getting worse with age.
Yeah apparently it's more common with women and is a bitch to get rid of but why someone would prescribe a medicine that basically makes water come out your anus and make you take it for 3 weeks is beyond me. There were other options. Oh well. That's the way the cookie crumbles.
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05-12-2021, 07:56 PM
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Zum Henker Defätist!!
Join Date: Jan 2011
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Get a water purifier so you can drink your own ass water.
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