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Old 05-12-2021, 08:10 PM   #151 (permalink)
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Must just be men. Or you. That never happened to Karen. Makes your pee stink yes but no hot to trot, not for her anyway, thank the Great Pixie. The crippling pain more than makes up for it though. There's nothing harder than seeing someone you love in pain and being unable to do anything about it.

Did I say harder? I meant funnier.
No. No I didn't.
Batty managed to gain control of my brain there for a moment - oh the guitar shredding! Does that go on all the time in your head? And the growling and screeching voices?
But what's with the sobbing child in the corner?
Ah. I see.
Anyway.... those things ain't no laughing matter.
UTIs can FTHO.
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Old 05-12-2021, 09:42 PM   #152 (permalink)
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Fuck the hell out?
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Old 05-13-2021, 11:48 AM   #153 (permalink)
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Fuck the hell out?
I think you have mixed up your orifices..yes..?...No..x


answer for yes is...?
or for No is...x

simply easy codes for you as you might be lying in it....I meant down....
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Old 05-13-2021, 11:59 AM   #154 (permalink)
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off, but you get the idea
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Old 05-13-2021, 12:00 PM   #155 (permalink)
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Nah that's Catholic doctrine. **** the hell out.
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Old 05-13-2021, 12:08 PM   #156 (permalink)
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I thought it was Fart Through Holed Orifices. Boy was I off on that one.
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Old 05-13-2021, 02:21 PM   #157 (permalink)
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Nah that's Catholic doctrine. **** the hell out.
Have you ever said **** out? And how many times have you said **** off?
My case is heavy and I'm tired, and so I rest it.
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Old 05-13-2021, 05:13 PM   #158 (permalink)
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Have you ever said **** out? And how many times have you said **** off?
My case is heavy and I'm tired, and so I rest it.
As a Catholic boy are you gonna tell me you were never possessed by Satan and had the local priest come over with the annointed oil and sacramental wine coolers?
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Old 05-13-2021, 09:57 PM   #159 (permalink)
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Since I was 16, I've regularly pinched at least three loaves every day. Three dirty deuces a day keeps the doctor away, I always say.
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What? Is that code for saying you poop 3 times per day?
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