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Old 03-08-2012, 05:33 PM   #1 (permalink)
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I talk to my friends about my dumps all the time. So now we are going to. I went for a load today, 2 massive times, and then the third it was hard to get out in full, and you know what that means - seriously stinky shit. My dad someone used to spray paint at work, it had me in stitches.

I go 5-6 times a day. What about you guys?

No need to thank me for my amazing thread choice, I feel like I'm really bringing more emphasise on the human body, I can't just have a sex thread without this.
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Old 03-08-2012, 05:35 PM   #2 (permalink)
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Posting from my toilet right now.

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Old 03-08-2012, 05:37 PM   #3 (permalink)
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Five to six times a day?!

What kinda fiber are you eating?!
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Old 03-08-2012, 05:40 PM   #4 (permalink)
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Anyone else hate when toilets have an automatic sensor so that it flushes the moment that you stand up? I like to have a lookie loo before I flush, so that I can have the "I made that beast" moment of pride. All that work, gone without me being able to take a picture with it
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Old 03-08-2012, 05:43 PM   #5 (permalink)
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Anyone else hate when toilets have an automatic sensor so that it flushes the moment that you stand up? I like to have a lookie loo before I flush, so that I can have the "I made that beast" moment of pride. All that work, gone without me being able to take a picture with it


I do too.

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Old 03-08-2012, 05:45 PM   #6 (permalink)
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Five to six times a day?!

What kinda fiber are you eating?!
No ****. I'm usually in the morning once a day after my coffee. Vanilla needs to see a doctor or contact Guinness.
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Old 03-08-2012, 05:45 PM   #7 (permalink)
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Anyone else hate when toilets have an automatic sensor so that it flushes the moment that you stand up? I like to have a lookie loo before I flush, so that I can have the "I made that beast" moment of pride. All that work, gone without me being able to take a picture with it
Dude, just put a big gob of shit over the photocell before you stand up.
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Old 03-08-2012, 05:47 PM   #8 (permalink)
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No ****. I'm usually in the morning once a day after my coffee. Vanilla needs to see a doctor or contact Guinness.
Do you know how tiny I am? I crap the fat away.
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Anyone else have to go the same time each day? I always have to go in the morning and it always makes me late for classes.
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Old 03-08-2012, 05:49 PM   #10 (permalink)
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Do you know how tiny I am? I crap the fat away.
That sounds like a good name for a song. I crap the fat away would be an instant hit. You got good flow kid, good flow.
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