Animal warz

Sparky · 03-08-2012, 06:00 PM

ROUND 1
MOUNTAIN GORILLA

The mountain Gorrilla's natural habitat is volcanoes.
Volcanoes

VS

THE GOBLIN SHARK

THE DEADLIEST OF ALL SHARKS.
Birthed from the fiery depths of Mordor!!

ROUND 2
EXTINCT EDITION

TASMANIAN TIGER

Has stealth-like cloaking abilities
Luvz the nightlife

BATELEUR

Fly's at speed of sound, in rare instances even faster

ROUND 3
ANITCIPATION EDITION

The Motherfucking Cassowary

Sup niggas?

According to the Guinness Book of Records, the Cassowaries are the world’s most dangerous birds, capable of dealing fatal blows. They are very unpredictable, aggressive creatures, especially if wounded or cornered. Cassowaries have a reputation for being dangerous to people and domestic animals. During World War II American and Australian troops stationed in New Guinea were warned to steer clear of them. A cassowary's three-toed feet have sharp claws. The inner or second of the three toes is fitted with a long, straight, murderous nail which can sever an arm or eviscerate an abdomen with ease. *Cassowaries can run up to 50 km/h (31 mph) through the dense forest. They can jump up to 1.5 metres (4.9 ft) and they are good swimmers, crossing wide rivers and swimming in the sea as well. There are many records of natives being killed by this bird throughout New Guinea.

vs.

The Ugly Ass Frilled Shark

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Exhibiting several "primitive" features, the frilled shark has often been termed a "living fossil". It reaches a length of 2 m (6.6 ft) and has a dark brown, eel-like body. Seldom observed, the frilled shark is speculated to capture its prey by bending its body and lunging forward like a snake. The long, extremely flexible jaws enable it to swallow large prey whole, while the many rows of small, needle-like teeth prevent escape. Alternatively, it may surprise its prey by curving its body and, bracing itself with its posteriorly positioned fins, launching a quick strike forward in the manner of a snake. It may also be able to close its gill slits and create negative pressure to suck prey into its mouth.

WINN~ERS

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ROUND 1-GORRILA
ROUND 2-BATELEUR

•Will be updating this as see fit.
•Winner will be determined by who can contribute the strongest argument for their candidate (will most likely be me if/when no-one responds to this thread)
• User submitted candidates are welcome!!!

Please limit it to a contest of only 2, and no poisonous animals just because they're kinda lame.
• This is also now a tournament, that will consist of 8 initial contestants, and then 4 then 2 until we decide grand supreme ruler

~~James~~ · 03-09-2012, 05:20 AM

This is a tough one, because the shark would be useless on land but I doubt the gorilla could do much underwater either....
Nevertheless, I would vote Gorilla because it's appearance just screams manliness, the shark is just ugly as f*ck.

MoonlitSunshine · 03-09-2012, 07:16 AM

It also lives in volcanoes (ok, maybe on, but the idea of this flaming death-gorilla screaming up from the depths of Tartarus like rage incarnate is too awesome).

The shark looks like it would have a hard time actually getting those fangs on anything, on account of its nose getting in the way.

Phantom Limb · 03-09-2012, 07:19 AM

I vote gorilla and here is a song to back up my choice.

Howard the Duck · 03-09-2012, 07:43 AM

gorilla for me, because I don't mind being one

the goblin shark is nowhere near as awesome as a Great White

The Batlord · 03-09-2012, 08:50 AM

Gorilla, because:

Sparky · 03-10-2012, 12:09 AM

woah, nice job guys!

The gorilla was a unanimous winner!

It was rather obvious in retrospect. With genetic engineering it's only a matter of time before we make a race of super gorillas that can take down helicopters and shit

Sparky · 03-13-2012, 01:27 AM

round 2 is up!

Im gonna have to go with the bateleur, he just looks like a winner

14232949 · 03-13-2012, 06:08 AM

Going to have to go for the bird, because the Tasmanian Tiger is actually extinct.

~~James~~ · 03-13-2012, 11:15 AM

Both are extinct, so they're both losers. BITCH PLEASE.

03-09-2012, 07:16 AM	#3 (permalink)
MoonlitSunshine Dat's Der Bunny! Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Ireland Posts: 1,088	It also lives in volcanoes (ok, maybe on, but the idea of this flaming death-gorilla screaming up from the depths of Tartarus like rage incarnate is too awesome). The shark looks like it would have a hard time actually getting those fangs on anything, on account of its nose getting in the way. __________________ "I found it eventually, at the bottom of a locker in a disused laboratory, with a sign on the door saying "Beware of the Leopard". Ever thought of going into Advertising?" - Arthur Dent

03-09-2012, 05:20 AM	#2 (permalink)
~~James~~ Account Disabled Join Date: Oct 2009 Location: Scotland Posts: 4,483	This is a tough one, because the shark would be useless on land but I doubt the gorilla could do much underwater either.... Nevertheless, I would vote Gorilla because it's appearance just screams manliness, the shark is just ugly as f*ck.

03-10-2012, 12:09 AM	#7 (permalink)
Sparky not really Join Date: Jan 2007 Posts: 5,223	woah, nice job guys! The gorilla was a unanimous winner! It was rather obvious in retrospect. With genetic engineering it's only a matter of time before we make a race of super gorillas that can take down helicopters and shit

03-13-2012, 01:27 AM	#8 (permalink)
Sparky not really Join Date: Jan 2007 Posts: 5,223	round 2 is up! Im gonna have to go with the bateleur, he just looks like a winner

03-13-2012, 06:08 AM	#9 (permalink)
14232949 The Big Dog Join Date: Apr 2011 Location: Scotland Posts: 1,989	Going to have to go for the bird, because the Tasmanian Tiger is actually extinct.

03-13-2012, 11:15 AM	#10 (permalink)
~~James~~ Account Disabled Join Date: Oct 2009 Location: Scotland Posts: 4,483	Both are extinct, so they're both losers. BITCH PLEASE.