what do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord?
my a$$!

^Reminds me of:
"Urgh Doofy what the hell is that?"
"My ass"

leave me alone!
im cleaning my room!

"If you're here, and i'm here, doesn't it make it our time?"

^cant place it

fast times at ridgmont high

"What d'ye say to three shillings, and we forget the name?"- Jack Sparrow, Pirates of the Caribbean.

red team go

^^half baked?

Oh Napoleon Dynamite funniest!
"Well we chat every day so i guess you could say the relationship is getting pretty serious..but I Was a little T-Oed that she hasn't sent any full body shots.."
or
"Napoleon I think you just ripped off my mole!"
or
"Yeeesssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss"
Haha that just kills me