that whole part in 'apocapse now' where that crazy guys goin "what are they gunna say when he's dead? that he was a good man? BULLSH.IT MAN!" thats all i remember, great great movie tho, love how in the start martin sheen is all crazy in his room, punchin the window, apparently that was real, he was drunk durin that scene and the punchin of the window was not supposed to happen, like that was his real blood...man its late, im not making any sense, bet sum1s gonna say that im not makin sense and that im stupid, then ill get embarrased and not post for a while,.......yep..still not making sense. and i also love all the dialogue in 'annie hall' greatest film ever. love fun

detachable penis

the price is wrong bitch.........-Happy Gilmore

Pretty much anything Al Pacino says in any of his films.
That little speech brad pitt does in fight club. Not where he says the rules, the other one "and we are very, very pissed off about it", I can't remeber it all.
Resiviuor dogs when Steve Buscemi - mr pink, does his speech about tipping -
Nice Guy Eddie: C'mon, throw in a buck!
Mr. Pink: Uh-uh, I don't tip.
Nice Guy Eddie: You don't tip?
Mr. Pink: Nah, I don't believe in it.
Nice Guy Eddie: You don't believe in tipping?
Mr. Blue: You know what these chicks make? They make ****.
Mr. Pink: Don't give me that. She don't make enough money that she can quit.
Nice Guy Eddie: I don't even know a ****ing Jew who'd have the balls to say that. Let me get this straight: you don't ever tip?
Mr. Pink: I don't tip because society says I have to. All right, if someone deserves a tip, if they really put forth an effort, I'll give them something a little something extra. But this tipping automatically, it's for the birds. As far as I'm concerned, they're just doing their job.
Mr. Blue: Hey, our girl was nice.
Mr. Pink: She was okay. She wasn't anything special.
Mr. Blue: What's special? Take you in the back and suck your ****?
Nice Guy Eddie: I'd go over twelve percent for that.
Mr. Pink: I'm very sorry the government taxes their tips, that's ****ed up. That ain't my fault. It would seem to me that waitresses are one of the many groups the government ****s in the ass on a regular basis. Look, if you ask me to sign something that says the government shouldn't do that, I'll sign it, put it to a vote, I'll vote for it, but what I won't do is play ball. And as for this non-college bull**** I got two words for that: learn to ****in' type, 'cause if you're expecting me to help out with the rent you're in for a big ****in' surprise.

Or the bit when he disputes his code name of mr pink,
Mr. Pink: How about if I'm Mr. Purple? That sounds good to me, I'll be Mr. Purple.
Joe: You're not Mr. Purple. Some guy on some other job is Mr. Purple. You're Mr. Pink!
Mr. White: Who cares what your name is?
Mr. Pink: Yeah that's easy for you to say, you're Mr. White, you have a cool sounding name. All right look if it's no big deal to be Mr. Pink, do you wanna trade?

and also baseketball.....

Guy: Hey man your mum's deaf!
Guy 2: My mum's dead idiot!
Guy: Oh, that musta been why she didn't move much.....

oceans 11 - i dont know what the four nines do, but the ace is pretty big.

The Crow after the cop loses eric after he blows up the pawn shop
Cop: Some guy shows up looking like the mime from hell and you lose him, right out in the open....... well, at least he didn't do that walking in the wind s**t, I hate that

or
After eric kills Tin tin
Detective: what do you call that?
Cop: I call it blood...... But I suppose you'd write it up as graffiti

baseketball!!!! yeah man :)
and ... in zoolander : "i was.... bulimic..."
"whoa.. you can read minds?!"

Fight Club
Tyler: Our generation has had no Great Depression, no Great War. Our war is spiritual. Our depression is our lives.

god i loved that movie. especially when they played pixies at the end. that was the best song for that scene.

silent but deadly BLADE TRINITY