this is going to sound really corny, but in the Incredibles when Dash and Violet are in the water dash says
"we're dead, we're dead, we survived, but we're dead."

Anchorman - I'm gonna punch you in the ovary, that's what I'm gonna do. A straight shot. Right to the babymaker.

Airplane! -
First Jive Dude: **** man, that honky mus' be messin' my old lady... got to be runnin' cold upside down his head. You know?
Second Jive Dude: Hey home, I can dig it. You know he ain't gonna lay no mo' big rap up on you man.
First Jive Dude: I say hey sky, s'other s'ay I wan say?
Second Jive Dude: UH...
First Jive Dude: Pray to J I get the same ol' same ol'.
Second Jive Dude: Eh. Yo knock yourself a pro slick, gray matter live performas down now take TCB'in man.
First Jive Dude: Hey, you know what they say... See a broad, to get that booty yak 'em.
First Jive Dude, Second Jive Dude: Leg 'er down 'n smack 'em yak 'em
First Jive Dude: Cold got to be. You know? Shiiiiit.

blade trinity
mother fucker i like that
blade ready to die mother fucker?

:thumb:

Like I said. That whole movie was just one great quote.

"What now? Let me tell ya' tell you what now. Ima' call a couple a hard pipe-hittin' ni**ers who'll go to work on homes here with a pair of pliers and a blowtorch. You hear me talkin' hillybilly boy? I aint finished with you by a damn sight. Ima' get medeival on yo' ass" - Pulp Fiction

been there done that...

how come andrew gets to get up? if he gets up well all get up. itll be anarchy!-the breakfast club

if i could only have one food to eat for the rest of my life? thats easy. pez. cherry flavor pez. no question about it.-stand by me

well good for you, marty!-primal fear

there's someone on the wing. some...thing! im sorry what were you saying?-ace ventura:when nature calls

look ling. those curly qs on your face make me so hot i cant think straight.-kung pow:enter the fist

"*uck me? *uck you! *uck you and this whole city and everyone in it. *uck the panhandlers, grubbing for money, and smiling at me behind my back. *uck squeegee men dirtying up the clean windshield of my car. Get a ****ing job! *uck the Sikhs and the Pakistanis bombing down the avenues in decrepit cabs, curry steaming out their pores and stinking up my day. Terrorists in *ucking training. Slow the *uck down! *uck the Chelsea boys with their waxed chests and pumped up biceps. Going down on each other in my parks and on my piers, jingling their *icks on my Channel 35. *uck the Korean grocers with their pyramids of overpriced fruit and their tulips and roses wrapped in plastic. Ten years in the country, still no speaky English? *uck the Russians in Brighton Beach. Mobster thugs sitting in cafés, sipping tea in little glasses, sugar cubes between their teeth. Wheelin' and dealin' and schemin'. Go back where you *ucking came from! *uck the black-hatted Chassidim, strolling up and down 47th street in their dirty gabardine with their dandruff. Selling South African apartheid diamonds! *uck the Wall Street brokers. Self-styled masters of the universe. Michael Douglas, Gordon Gecko wannabe mother*uckers, figuring out new ways to rob hard working people blind. Send those Enron *******s to jail for *ucking life! You think Bush and Cheney didn't know about that $hit? Give me a *ucking break! Tyco! Inclone! Adelphia! WorldCom! *uck the Puerto Ricans. 20 to a car, swelling up the welfare rolls, worst *uckin' parade in the city. And don't even get me started on the Dom-in-i-cans, because they make the Puerto Ricans look good. *uck the Benson Hurst Italians with their palmaded hair, their nylon warm-up suits, and their St. Anthony medallions. Swinging their, Jason Giambi, Louisville slugger, baseball bats, trying to audition for the Sopranos. *uck the Upper East Side wives with their Armani scarves and their fifty-dollar Balducci artichokes. Overfed faces getting pulled and lifted and stretched, all taut and shiny. You're not fooling anybody, sweetheart! *uck the uptown brothers. They never pass the ball, they don't want to play defence, they take fives steps on every lay-up to the hoop. And then they want to turn around and blame everything on the white man. Slavery ended one hundred and thirty seven years ago. Move the *uck on! *uck the corrupt cops with their anus violating plungers and their 41 shots, standing behind a blue wall of silence. You betray our trust! *uck the priests who put their hands down some innocent child's pants. *uck the church that protects them, delivering us into evil. And while you're at it, *uck JC! He got off easy! A day on the cross, a weekend in hell, and all the hallelujahs of the legioned angels for eternity! Try seven years in *uckin' Otisville, Jay! *uck Osama Bin Laden, Alqueda, and backward-ass, cave-dwelling, fundamentalist *******s everywhere. On the names of innocent thousands murdered, I pray you spend the rest of eternity with your seventy-two whores roasting in a jet-fuelled fire in hell. You towel headed camel jockeys can kiss my royal, Irish @ss!"

Edward Norton
-25th Hour-

That was one long quote......

"I wish I was a video game character, then I'd never fall"
"Put a bit too much hot sauce on that one"

both from Peter Olenick in X=10 (it's a ski movie, these quotes were both after he ate sh*t on a rail)

Igby Goes Down
Russel: So how old are you Igby?
Igby: 18
Russel and Rachel: Ahhh....
Igby: Very soon I'll be 18..

Party
Sookie: So what kind of a name is Igby?
Igby: A kind of name that a person named Sookie isn't in a position to question.
Sookie: Oh Igby is this your brother?
Igby: Yes, Oliver meet Sookie, Sookie meet Oliver.
Oliver: Sookie?
Sookie: Yes, Sookie.
Oliver: So Sookie, are you in college?
Sookie: Yeah, I'm taking a break though.
Oliver: What's your major?
Igby: Attitude.
Sookie: Economics. I hear you're in college Oliver, what's your major?
Igby: Neo-fascism.
Oliver: Business.
Igby: Semantics....

Harold And Kumar
Harold: Dude, did Neal Patrick Harris just steal our car?
Kumar: Yeah dude.
Harold: AHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!

Harold: You're using my scissors that I trim my nose with to trim your pubic hairs???
Kumar: Dude I've been using these to trim my ass hairs for 6 months!