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Godspeed Howard.

10) Moved to North Korear.

I can't tell if Howard is more of a Marcellus or a whatever-the-boxer's-name-is. Either way he'd pick the sword.
But yeah, I'd put my money on #4 and that he left his material possessions behind and became an ascetic.
Or
11)Fell into complete nihilism and is plotting to assassinate political leaders in Malaysia.

#12 He partied with Stu, Phil and Alan. Did a line of cocaine, temporarily suspending his heart rate and now finds himself in a hotel ice cooler.

13) Masturbating
14) Taking a very long "#2"

15) On a road somewhere with strange sounds of knocking and muffled screams emanating from the boot (trunk) of his car, trying to look innocent as he's pulled over for speeding, keeping one hand lightly on the gun at his side....

God I hope I'm not right! :eek:

16) Got cured, and realized that all of his previous contribution here could not be faced with his new-found level of self-awareness.

17) Having an insane amount of weird, kinky sex.

Howard may had given up trying to assimilate. Maybe he is back with his own kind!

18.) Slept with the wrong guy's wife/daughter/pet.