WTF happened to Howard!
 

I've now realized that Howard the Duck (il Duce) hasn't been on this forum for the best part of three weeks now, people come and go sure, but people with his post-count that post daily don't usually disappear overnight or do they?

We should start a pool with hypothetical scenarios that are at least feasible given his slightly cryptic posts over the last few months. Here's a few of mine,

1) Joined a cult
2) Joined a church
3) In jail
4) Burned all his stuff and has become a hermit somewhere in Malaysia
5) In the hospital

6) On vacation
7) Recently fired

What's funny is that even the most outlandish scenario is still within the realm of possibility with Howard.

8) On the lamb.

9) On the Lim

10) Playing Skyrim

:rofl: the most likely.

11) Dead?

Considering what he normally posts (posted?) my guess is he got fired and his life fell apart around him. Or he attacked someone and is in jail. Or he joined a cult. Or all of the above.