What is your astrology sign?
 

What is your astrology sign?

I'm a libra, but I never read my horoscope cause its bs

I'm a libra, and I often read my horoscope cause it's hilarious :p:

Why can't I vote for anal beads?

My birthday is May 21st and some charts say that I'm Taurus while others say that I'm Gemini. Not that I really care, I'm not that into astrology anyways. But I wish I could just be ONE, lol.

I'm a Leo, and I remember some girl asking me what my sign was, and after I told her, of course she said that it made sense and that I acted like a Leo. Next time somebody asks me I'm telling them that I'm a Scorpio, and when they say, "Oh, you totally act like a Scorpio!" I can be all like, "Yeah, I'm actually a Leo, you tool." Trick ass mofos.

dude you are such a ****ing leo.

Why don't we have any believers guess?

Sagittarius, but I have no Sagittarian qualities whatsoever.

Also fuck astrology

Done. :D

I'm Cancer. I have read a couple of books about it. I'm on the cusp of Cancer and it has a very accurate descriptions of my personality. I generally don't follow it but still find it interesting even if it's potentially fake.

funniest

Seemingly accurate descriptions in astrology is often due to the Forer effect.

Forer effect - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

They say Cancer people are pretty sensitive and get hurt easily. Is that the case with you? I mean, what do you do/how do you feel if someone tells you "You're just a pathetic and hopeless person" for example? Would you get hurt if someone told you that?

Aries. Sometimes the descriptions fit me sometimes they don't, like most people I assume.

Sagittarius, and I like astrology even though I can't believe in it.
Aries and Leo are the other fire signs in Western astrology.

I love mythology and feel that it often comes from some kind of truth but the fact is that the universe is expanding. This was not known or accepted until Hubble figured it out and told us, well after astrology was invented. This means that the stars that we were born under have been moving before and since we were all born. So, because it depends on the premise that our galaxy is fixed in space, astrology can't be true. :(

I'm not sure what Chinese astrology bases their mythology on (12 year cycles for some reason) but over there I am a Tiger. Element: wood.

Scorpio. Not that I beleive any of that New age bull**** to begin with. I don't buy any of it, Its pretty east to say someones gonna have a good day and be right half the time.

New Age? It was invented 3 or 4 thousand years ago.

I meant New Age in the sense that most astrology is usually available in New Age stores. I'm aware it dates back to the third millenium. When i burn my incense and play with my crystals later, i'll be thinking of you Engine. :pimp:

Scorpios are always so sexual.

Yeah apparently we all live through our loins. Damn hippies and their astrology. Like any other guy doesn't want to spank the girl next door and make her breakfast.

Scorpio. Apparently that means i am a seductive master of love.

We already knew that about you PO. :pimp:

:bringit:


you should use a barry white image as your avatar fred. Because.... it would suit you....and your musky manly persona.


how was that
was it sexy?

My manly persona has got me voted nice guy on the site. I get the feeling I should post a Richard Simmons avatar for the giggles.

Dude you are like sex perfume dawg, you walk in the room and its like a cheetah on the serengeti prowling for the one thats trying to get away.

Yeah I hear you tiger, Sometimes I feel like a sexy disco ball in a room full of women dancing naked to cliff richard records. Y'know what I mean?

Guys my brother is Scorpio but he's not sexual at all. He can be pretty annoying and manipulative though.

I dunno man, he could change into an annoyingly sexy manipulator some day, just you wait and see.

Im not so sure what you mean by sexy, but if you mean what I think you mean, then.....

Tell me, are you gay?

Nope, why are you??

I'm a Taurus, bitch. Shows what you know. :finger:

Bull.

Virgo.

Overview apparently:

I bolded the ones that don't seem to fit.

I'm careless actually but wouldn't say that there's much efficiency. I don't do compliments well and don't care much for them. Don't need to be "loved" being insecure but shy a lot. Money sucks. I do have severe issues but.

Besides being for men and the bolded, this does kind of fit, but no way in hell would you out clever me. :P

I voted Pisces by accident but Im actually Capricorn. These are some traits of my sign I found somewhere.

Much of this is true about me actually. They sure arent lying about it.

i'm Libra... but think it's a whole load of crap.

I'm a pisces.

Apparently...

"Pisces tend to have 2 eyes and a mouth. They occasionally eat with their hands and like to have fun. They can be multi-talented, or not. They have to poop every once in a while as well."

" The Cancer individual is a deeply emotional person inside, but is smooth and confident on the outside. Emotions run deep in the Cancer individual, and even small slights resonate down to his very core. When hurt or disappointed, Cancer will retreat completely into his shell and become unreachable for a period of time. "

That describes my emotional state.

"The best matches for Cancer for sure are Scorpio and Pisces. but Taurus, Leo, Gemini, and Virgo might work for some individuals. "I must like Scorpio's because I'm a horny bitch.

"They are generally gifted with strong imaginations, and it is very easy for them to become excellent artists, writers, composers, or musicians. At heart they are romantic and of a very loving and affectionate disposition. "

I'm writing a book about my life experiences so this is very true, I am very imaginative and creative. I write poetry, songs and used to draw all the time.

"They often make excellent psychics, and usually have a yearning after the mysterious. "

I love the idea of ghosts, aliens and anything unusual or 'unexplained'. I have had many dreams/visions that turned out accurate and I have a very good intuition.

"They are chiefly inclined towards gastric troubles and inflammation"

Yes, I have Irritiable Bowel Syndrome and Endometriosis.


But who knows with this stuff, I mean if you look on the internet it's all so varied.

Its really not! You should learn about your sign's traits from astrology websites. Just search it on Google if you're interested.

And Vanilla: which month and day were you born exactly? Perhaps you were born on a cusp actually, which can make your sign's traits more varied.

To really get into astrology you need to get your whole "chart" examined and that chart depends on the exact location and time that you were born, not just the day.

Western astrologers believe that your personality is based on many different celestial factors. They need to know the position of all the stars, planets, moons, etcetera that were directly above you when you popped out of a womb.

Libran's, represent, apparently!

Although I'm more into the MBTI, personally.