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Old 04-12-2013, 08:24 AM   #61 (permalink)
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Wow, that is one blatant contradiction.


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Old 04-12-2013, 08:38 AM   #62 (permalink)
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I have totally done that before. Except, a pretending it's a guy.
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Yay! Has anyone used their hand to pretend they were kissing it?
Dang. You REALLY NEED a man in your life.

I'd offer up my services, but I'm on a tight leash.
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Old 04-12-2013, 08:41 AM   #63 (permalink)
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Dang. You REALLY NEED a man in your life.

I'd offer up my services, but I'm on a tight leash.
Well, for the sexual stuff yes, but the relationship stuff no. I mean, I'm not rushing to be settled down so to speak. Nor am I doing much single either. I don't know.

Edit: I did it when I was 12, I better reiterate! I've always been a rather sexual girl haha! I don't know if anyone noticed?
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Old 04-12-2013, 08:49 AM   #64 (permalink)
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I'd offer up my services, but I'm on a tight leash.
I'd think a leash would be a plus.

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Edit: I did it when I was 12, I better reiterate! I've always been a rather sexual girl haha! I don't know if anyone noticed?
Amateur. I've been a hopeless pornhound since I was in the fourth grade.
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Old 04-12-2013, 08:51 AM   #65 (permalink)
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Amateur. I've been a hopeless pornhound since I was in the fourth grade.
Bloody hell man, you are a horn dog!
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Bloody hell man, you are a horn dog!
In my defense, I didn't even know what sex constituted back then. I just thought the dude stuck it in and just let it marinate. This was back in the days of dial up when most people made do with pictures of course. I didn't even learn how to whack off til' I was in middle school.
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Well, for the sexual stuff yes, but the relationship stuff no. I mean, I'm not rushing to be settled down so to speak. Nor am I doing much single either. I don't know.

Edit: I did it when I was 12, I better reiterate! I've always been a rather sexual girl haha! I don't know if anyone noticed?
Yes, just for the sex is what I meant. Although, having someone around to open jars is always a plus too, according to my GF.
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Yes, just for the sex is what I meant. Although, having someone around to open jars is always a plus too, according to my GF.
I guess you gotta open the jar to get at the honey.
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Old 04-12-2013, 09:13 AM   #69 (permalink)
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In my defense, I didn't even know what sex constituted back then. I just thought the dude stuck it in and just let it marinate. This was back in the days of dial up when most people made do with pictures of course. I didn't even learn how to whack off til' I was in middle school.
Oh well fair enough then. Nothing wrong with that!

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Yes, just for the sex is what I meant. Although, having someone around to open jars is always a plus too, according to my GF.
That is true I have to say, but I have flatmates to do that. Still need more reasons hehe.

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I guess you gotta open the jar to get at the honey.
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Old 04-12-2013, 09:19 AM   #70 (permalink)
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In my defense, I didn't even know what sex constituted back then. I just thought the dude stuck it in and just let it marinate. This was back in the days of dial up when most people made do with pictures of course. I didn't even learn how to whack off til' I was in middle school.
Dial up would have been awesome. I had to make do with my dads old playboys. We're talking Barbi Benton and Bo Derek type playboys, I couldn't even get it up half the time for those hags.
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