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Old 04-17-2013, 11:08 AM   #21 (permalink)
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I'd be something like James Bond meets Otto the bus driver from The Simpsons.

Wait... No, that's this incarnation.
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Old 04-17-2013, 11:09 AM   #22 (permalink)
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I'd be something like James Bond meets Otto the bus driver from The Simpsons.

Wait... No, that's this incarnation.
You mean you're a school bus driver with gonorrhea?
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Old 04-17-2013, 11:14 AM   #23 (permalink)
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You mean you're a school bus driver with gonorrhea?
No, I mean I'm a secret agent with a penchant for playing Cat Scratch Fever on air-guitar.


























...and I have gonorreah.
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Old 04-17-2013, 11:16 AM   #24 (permalink)
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No, I mean I'm a secret agent with a penchant for playing Cat Scratch Fever on air-guitar.


























...and I have gonorreah.
Shouldn't you be playing some Discharge on air guitar then?
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Old 04-17-2013, 11:18 AM   #25 (permalink)
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No, I mean I'm a secret agent with a penchant for playing Cat Scratch Fever on air-guitar.























...and I have gonorreah.


Well you have a high inter-dimensional opinion of yourself. Pretty sure I am the commander of the space wolf army on the dark side of the moon in my alter ego in a parallel universe. I definitely have a top hat as well, and apparently the ability to grow a mustache that doesn't make me look like a pubic albino.
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Old 04-17-2013, 12:17 PM   #26 (permalink)
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Shouldn't you be playing some Discharge on air guitar then?
It was the cat that gave me gonorrhea and, well, I get sentimental sometimes.
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Old 04-17-2013, 02:24 PM   #27 (permalink)
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I'd be something like James Bond meets Otto the bus driver from The Simpsons.

Wait... No, that's this incarnation.

How is that even possible... ~ I am envisioning it and does not compute but hey its your alternate universe
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Old 04-18-2013, 10:38 AM   #28 (permalink)
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Well you have a high inter-dimensional opinion of yourself. Pretty sure I am the commander of the space wolf army on the dark side of the moon in my alter ego in a parallel universe. I definitely have a top hat as well, and apparently the ability to grow a mustache that doesn't make me look like a pubic albino.
I think we can guess how you found this alternate dimension.
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Old 04-19-2013, 10:41 AM   #29 (permalink)
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"I was wondering how my life would have been different if I'd been born one day earlier, and I thought maybe it wouldn't be different at all, except that I'd have asked that question yesterday."

another +1 if you get this reference!!
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Old 05-16-2013, 04:21 PM   #30 (permalink)
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I have been pondering lately and I wonder if CrazyVegn is scleaves in an alternate universe.
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