I have my dream toilet. It's in the basement in a warm bathroom where nobody can bother me. The toilet flushes pillows. It's that good. Oh and there is a refrigerator in the bathroom so I can drink a beer while on the pot.

Yeah, but does it have a decent selection of reading material?

I have various Uncle John's bathroom readers and some WeirdNJ magazines (bizarre/oddity mag).

You, sir, know the way to my heart. I love both of those.

My other bathroom has my 500 Greatest Cult Films book. That's honestly my favorite bathroom literature to read.

Mine's all about National Geographic and The Funny Times.

Put some Calvin and Hobbes books in your bathroom and thank me later.

I think there is a tank within the tank. The inner tank looks like it must be used for flushing, the smaller volume for the take would use less water and making it kinda money saver. That's if it doesn't require double flushing which would the same amount of water or even more water making it a less economically sound.

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- A heated seat, which may be adjustable from 86 F to 104 F

- An ozone deodorant system that can quickly eliminate smells.

- A toilet that stores the times when the toilet is used and have a power-saving mode that warms the toilet seat only during times when the toilet is likely to be used based on historic usage patterns.

- glow in the dark with air conditioning below the rim for hot summer days.

- Intelligent sensors that detect someone standing in front of the toilet and initiate an automatic raising of the lid (if the person is facing away from the toilet) or the lid and seat together (if someone is facing the toilet).

That's all I need.