Glow in the dark is a class idea. If you had it round the rim, then some bulbs placed in the toilet which were activated when you lift the toilet seat up (or by the motion detector you suggested), it would be almost no effort when using the toilet in the middle of the night in the dark.

Class.

a toilet that had a feature that shaved my balls and ass to perfection

A karaoke bar.




:D

You make the whole bar your toilet? I knew you were dirty but not THAT dirty.