Plankton

My retirement plan:

Cabana Boy by day, lounge lizard by night, on some caribbean island. Probably Bermuda.


Bermuda |Welcome to Bermuda | CARIBBEANTRAVEL.COM - YouTube

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The Batlord

I'd prefer mine to be a little more out of the way (especially since a small house over there is probably about as much as a mansion where I live), but Bermuda is also not in the tropics, and hence, no tropical heat. I love the idea of a tropical island, but I'm fat and I sweat like a beer bottle. Are you actually serious BTW, or just kinda joking? Cause I was honestly serious with mine.

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Plankton

I am quite serious. It's been my dream for a long time now. I've never been anywhere even remotely tropical, except for the California coast when I was a teenager. Even my daughter has been to Hawaii with her grandmother while I stayed back home since I had to work.

I'm a sun and water kind of person, but I'm landlocked. Lake Michigan is hardly a replacement for blue waters, white sands, and palm trees.

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The Batlord

We should go in on a house so we can spend as much money as possible on booze and surf boards. Not to mention two can find a way to scam rich, dumb vacationers out of their hard-earned money far better than one.

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Frownland

My dream is to impact someone with my music, that's all I really care about for now. A nice piece of property in Northern California wouldn't be bad though.

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Plankton

I do have a friend that has a house in Jamaica. It's pretty much just a mud hut built by some of the locals for him since he spends 1/3 of every year there, but from the stories he tells me, it can be a bit dangerous over there.

This comes to mind:


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Yeah, I could do that, but I'd sleep on my back everynight for fear of you getting drunk. We all know what happens when the Batlord gets his drunk on.

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The Batlord

For what it's worth, I was Googling about finding a way to live on a tropical island without actually doing much of anything, and I found this.

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Plankton

Well, thats one mans aproach. I plan on getting a steady gig playing Wes Montgomery type stuff during the evening hours, and spend my days serving rich old ladies. Hopefully I won't have to take one for the team too often.


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The Batlord

What the hell does a cabana boy even do? You know, besides dance half-naked for creepy SNL cougars.

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Plankton

It sounds like something I could get into:

Cabana boy - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

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