What the **** Is Your Dream?

Plankton · 07-24-2013, 10:53 AM

My retirement plan:

Cabana Boy by day, lounge lizard by night, on some caribbean island. Probably Bermuda.

Bermuda |Welcome to Bermuda | CARIBBEANTRAVEL.COM - YouTube

The Batlord · 07-24-2013, 10:59 AM

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Originally Posted by Plankton

My retirement plan:

Cabana Boy by day, lounge lizard by night, on some caribbean island. Probably Bermuda.

Bermuda |Welcome to Bermuda | CARIBBEANTRAVEL.COM - YouTube

I'd prefer mine to be a little more out of the way (especially since a small house over there is probably about as much as a mansion where I live), but Bermuda is also not in the tropics, and hence, no tropical heat. I love the idea of a tropical island, but I'm fat and I sweat like a beer bottle. Are you actually serious BTW, or just kinda joking? Cause I was honestly serious with mine.

Plankton · 07-24-2013, 11:07 AM

I am quite serious. It's been my dream for a long time now. I've never been anywhere even remotely tropical, except for the California coast when I was a teenager. Even my daughter has been to Hawaii with her grandmother while I stayed back home since I had to work.

I'm a sun and water kind of person, but I'm landlocked. Lake Michigan is hardly a replacement for blue waters, white sands, and palm trees.

The Batlord · 07-24-2013, 11:09 AM

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Originally Posted by Plankton

I am quite serious. It's been my dream for a long time now. I've never been anywhere even remotely tropical, except for the California coast when I was a teenager. Even my daughter has been to Hawaii with her grandmother while I stayed back home since I had to work.

I'm a sun and water kind of person, but I'm landlocked. Lake Michigan is hardly a replacement for blue waters, white sands, and palm trees.

We should go in on a house so we can spend as much money as possible on booze and surf boards. Not to mention two can find a way to scam rich, dumb vacationers out of their hard-earned money far better than one.

**Frownland** · 07-24-2013, 11:17 AM

My dream is to impact someone with my music, that's all I really care about for now. A nice piece of property in Northern California wouldn't be bad though.

Plankton · 07-24-2013, 11:19 AM

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Originally Posted by The Batlord

We should go in on a house so we can spend as much money as possible on booze and surf boards.

I do have a friend that has a house in Jamaica. It's pretty much just a mud hut built by some of the locals for him since he spends 1/3 of every year there, but from the stories he tells me, it can be a bit dangerous over there.

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Not to mention two can find a way to scam rich, dumb vacationers out of their hard-earned money far better than one.

This comes to mind:

Dirty Rotten Scoundrels - trailer - YouTube

Yeah, I could do that, but I'd sleep on my back everynight for fear of you getting drunk. We all know what happens when the Batlord gets his drunk on.

The Batlord · 07-24-2013, 11:24 AM

For what it's worth, I was Googling about finding a way to live on a tropical island without actually doing much of anything, and I found this.

Plankton · 07-24-2013, 11:31 AM

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Originally Posted by The Batlord

For what it's worth, I was Googling about finding a way to live on a tropical island without actually doing much of anything, and I found this.

Well, thats one mans aproach. I plan on getting a steady gig playing Wes Montgomery type stuff during the evening hours, and spend my days serving rich old ladies. Hopefully I won't have to take one for the team too often.

Cabana Chat with Dixie Wetsworth - Dance of the Pool Boy (MADtv) - YouTube

The Batlord · 07-24-2013, 11:34 AM

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Originally Posted by Plankton

Well, thats one mans aproach. I plan on getting a steady gig playing Wes Montgomery type stuff during the evening hours, and spend my days serving rich old ladies. Hopefully I won't have to take one for the team too often.

What the hell does a cabana boy even do? You know, besides dance half-naked for creepy SNL cougars.

Plankton · 07-24-2013, 11:38 AM

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What the hell does a cabana boy even do? You know, besides dance half-naked for creepy SNL cougars.

It sounds like something I could get into:

Cabana boy - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

07-24-2013, 10:53 AM	#11 (permalink)
Plankton Just Keep Swimming... Join Date: Apr 2012 Location: See signature... Posts: 5,923	My retirement plan: Cabana Boy by day, lounge lizard by night, on some caribbean island. Probably Bermuda. Bermuda \|Welcome to Bermuda \| CARIBBEANTRAVEL.COM - YouTube __________________ See location...

07-24-2013, 11:07 AM	#13 (permalink)
Plankton Just Keep Swimming... Join Date: Apr 2012 Location: See signature... Posts: 5,923	I am quite serious. It's been my dream for a long time now. I've never been anywhere even remotely tropical, except for the California coast when I was a teenager. Even my daughter has been to Hawaii with her grandmother while I stayed back home since I had to work. I'm a sun and water kind of person, but I'm landlocked. Lake Michigan is hardly a replacement for blue waters, white sands, and palm trees. __________________ See location...

07-24-2013, 11:17 AM	#15 (permalink)
Frownland can't reform em Join Date: Aug 2011 Location: East of the Southern North American West Posts: 34,237	My dream is to impact someone with my music, that's all I really care about for now. A nice piece of property in Northern California wouldn't be bad though. __________________ At a time like this, scorching irony, not convincing argument, is needed. d e a f b o x

07-24-2013, 11:24 AM	#17 (permalink)
The Batlord Zum Henker Defätist!! Join Date: Jan 2011 Location: Beating GNR at DDR and keying Axl's new car Posts: 44,141	For what it's worth, I was Googling about finding a way to live on a tropical island without actually doing much of anything, and I found this. __________________ CHINA IS CAPITALIST

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