The Batlord

Unfortunately it seems that one of the key requirements is that you must be attractive. Now don't get me wrong, aside from a little excess weight, I don't think I'm a goblin or anything, but something tells me that a rich widow is gonna be looking for something a little bit more than a six, or possibly a seven if i really tried, in their boy toys.

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Plankton

Better start working out now then. Heck, even Fabio was probably a troll before he grew his locks and got all buff and ****.

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Scarlett O'Hara

I had a dream....

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djchameleon

Yeah, sing with me, sing for the year
Sing for the laughter, sing for the tear
Sing with me, just for today
Maybe tomorrow, the good Lord will take you away

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Fame, fortune, power, titties. People say these are the most crucial things in life, but you can have a pocket full o' gold and it doesn't mean sh*t if you don't have someone to share that gold with. Seems simple. Yet it's an important lesson to learn. Even lone wolves run in packs sometimes.

Astronomer

My ultimate dream is to have a really nice work/life balance. It sounds stupid but in the profession I'm in it's kinda difficult. I'm not the kind of person who's going to say that my dream is to win the lottery and not work hard and relax and retire etc... because I still want to work, I like that my job makes a difference to people's lives and is of value in society, so I'll always want to contribute to our world in some way... but I just dream of it being less of a burden creeping into my personal life. I feel that my own personal life and my own family are important to me, yet I sacrifice time with them and for myself for work. My dream is to not sacrifice my own life for work, I guess. I don't want to be one of those parents who spend more time and effort with the children they teach than their own children.

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Engine

According to Charlie Day, that's entirely possible now. I was listening to him on a recent podcast by The Nerdist and he said the FX network uses a business model that lets artists do whatever they want, and succeed or fail on their own terms (except they can't say 'fuck' - and Louis CK has gone into more detail about which words FX disallows. It's not many). He said they can afford to do this because they don't pay anybody anything.

He said they're basically like, "Here's nine dollars, take it and do whatever you want." And that's how 'It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia' got off the ground.

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Like an arrow,
I was only passing through.

Dr_Rez

What do you do?

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*Best chance of losing virginity is in prison crew*
*Always Checks Credentials Crew*
*nba > nfl crew*
*Shave one of my legs to pretend its a girl in my bed crew*

Janszoon

She's an assassin for the mafia.

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A Night in the Life of the Invisible Man

Time & Place

25 Albums You Should Hear Before the Moon Crashes into the Earth and We All Die

last.fm

butthead aka 216

unrealistic dream is to sit on the beach gettin head while eatin ice cream and gettin massages pretty much constantly


realistic dream is to live comfortably and just chill with as little worry as possible

Justthefacts

Independent filmmaking.

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