Beauty Life-Hacks

Burning Down · 08-04-2013, 09:29 PM

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Originally Posted by Freebase Dali

I'm not trolling. I came across a video of hers where she successfully made herself look like Edward Scissorhands... she's a pro.

I decided to show up to the office tomorrow looking like Edward Scissorhands so thanks.

Queen Boo · 08-04-2013, 09:47 PM

^^^This is relevant to my interests.
How to make your own exfoliating scrub andrei I found this but I don't know what kind of skin you have other than being somewhat acne prone so I can't help you a lot. Honestly, if I had good health insurance or money I'd get my butt to a dermatologist.
does anybody know what causes acne on the apples of your cheeks? That's the only place I get breakouts now. My t-zone is clearer than the floor at a Nickelback concert.

djchameleon · 08-04-2013, 10:01 PM

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Originally Posted by Tumor

^^^This is relevant to my interests.
How to make your own exfoliating scrub andrei I found this but I don't know what kind of skin you have other than being somewhat acne prone so I can't help you a lot. Honestly, if I had good health insurance or money I'd get my butt to a dermatologist.
does anybody know what causes acne on the apples of your cheeks? That's the only place I get breakouts now. My t-zone is clearer than the floor at a Nickelback concert.

That's a good idea. I do have money to burn. I will hit up a dermatologist. Actually, if I go to the VA one, I won't even have to pay them. Win Win for me.

Yeah, I have no idea what skin type I have either. Like I remember those commercials with like the number system and I'm like wtf? all of that sounds alien to me. I forget which product it was for but they had a special number system.

Stephen · 08-04-2013, 10:24 PM

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Originally Posted by djchameleon

That's a good idea. I do have money to burn. I will hit up a dermatologist. Actually, if I go to the VA one, I won't even have to pay them. Win Win for me.

I saw one in my teens for acne and they put me on Retinol A which really ****ed up my skin. They warned me it would get worse before it got better but it never got better until I went off it and my skin recovered. I think it was early days when I used it but I wouldn't recommend it.

djchameleon · 08-04-2013, 10:36 PM

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Originally Posted by Stephen

I saw one in my teens for acne and they put me on Retinol A which really ****ed up my skin. They warned me it would get worse before it got better but it never got better until I went off it and my skin recovered. I think it was early days when I used it but I wouldn't recommend it.

I don't think I need anything that strong.

Queen Boo · 08-04-2013, 10:55 PM

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Originally Posted by Stephen

I saw one in my teens for acne and they put me on Retinol A which really ****ed up my skin. They warned me it would get worse before it got better but it never got better until I went off it and my skin recovered. I think it was early days when I used it but I wouldn't recommend it.

That sounds like something out of my nightmares.

Queen Boo · 08-05-2013, 10:45 AM

â™¥In The Name of Addictionâ™¥, strangelyobsessedwithstuff: ...
omg you guys keep asking me questions about sugar scrub, just read this, it came onto my dash on tumblr and it's perfect, I can't stop laughing.

Queen Boo · 08-05-2013, 10:57 AM

IF YOU MOTHERFUCKERS REALLY WANT SOFT SKIN, YOU SHOULD GET YOURSELF ONE OF THESE.

MOTHERFUCKING DRY BRUSH. WHAT'S IT DO? GETS RID OF YOUR NASTY ASS DEAD SKIN CELLS. FEEL YOUR SKIN. IS IT SOFTER THAN BAMBI'S BUTTCRACK? I DIDN'T THINK SO. GET A DRY BRUSH!!!
HOW DO YOU USE IT? MAN, Y'ALL ARE SLOW BUT I'M FEELING GENEROUS TODAY SO I'LL TELL YOU. FIRST TAKE YOURSELF A SHOWER. GET ALL CLEAN AND SHIT. GET YOUR SKIN SOPPIN' WET.

WHEN THAT'S DONE, TAKE THE BRUSH AND RUB IT OVER YOUR SKIN. YEAH IT HURTS BUT DON'T BE NO PUSSY. BRUSH IT OVER YA TOES ALL THE WAY UP TO YOUR NOSE AND EVERYWHERE IN BETWEEN. NOW DON'T LET YOUR BRUSH GET NASTY. IF YOU WANT SOFT SKIN YOU GOTTA DO THIS OFTEN BUT YOU DON'T WANT A GRODY TOEJAM BRUSH ALL CLOGGED UP WITH YOUR DEAD SKIN. RINSE THE THING OFF ONCE IN A WHILE!
WARNING: HAVING SOFT, GORGEOUS SKIN WILL MAKE YOU SEXY AS FUCK AND YOU WILL PROBABLY RECEIVE A CORNUCOPIA OF DICK AND/OR PUSSY IMMEDIATELY.

**Scarlett O'Hara** · 08-05-2013, 02:30 PM

More, more! I really like this thread.

~~butthead aka 216~~ · 08-05-2013, 02:35 PM

i like your writing style tumor and although i dont have long beautiful hair or suffer from acne i was wonderin if this is a thread for u to give everyone tips on becoming beautiful or if others can give tips and if that includes tips for guys too

thanks

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~~butthead aka 216~~ Account Disabled Join Date: Jun 2013 Location: freely swimmin thru the waters of glory much like a majestic bald eagle soars thru the skies Posts: 1,463	i like your writing style tumor and although i dont have long beautiful hair or suffer from acne i was wonderin if this is a thread for u to give everyone tips on becoming beautiful or if others can give tips and if that includes tips for guys too thanks