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Old 10-19-2013, 01:17 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Maybe you should make something up
I did. I only killed three of them. The fourth guy just had a concussion.
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Old 10-19-2013, 03:08 PM   #2 (permalink)
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I did. I only killed three of them. The fourth guy just had a concussion.


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Old 10-21-2013, 08:47 AM   #3 (permalink)
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Old 10-19-2013, 03:38 PM   #4 (permalink)
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I was kidnapped by the Ku Klux Klan when I was twelve. They duck taped a funnel to my mouth and forced me to drink moonshine for three months before I killed four of them with a Confederate flag while making my escape. Been an alcoholic ever since.
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Old 10-19-2013, 03:43 PM   #5 (permalink)
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I was kidnapped by the Ku Klux Klan when I was twelve. They duck taped a funnel to my mouth and forced me to drink moonshine for three months before I killed four of them with a Confederate flag while making my escape. Been an alcoholic ever since.

So much truth in that especially because you are a southern. Why would you lie about it?

That's right he wouldn't!
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So much truth in that especially because you're a southern wanker. Why would you lie about it?

That's right he wouldn't!
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Old 10-21-2013, 03:14 PM   #8 (permalink)
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