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Old 12-30-2013, 07:57 PM   #41 (permalink)
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Oh, how nice. Let me guess, mom and dad were nowhere in sight?
Yeah I had to go bang down their door. Dad did come out in his underwear and get the four wheeler. Didn't bother with the kids.
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Old 12-30-2013, 07:58 PM   #42 (permalink)
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Yeah I had to go bang down their door. Dad did come out in his underwear and get the four wheeler. Didn't bother with the kids.
four wheeler as in motorbike?
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Old 12-30-2013, 08:02 PM   #43 (permalink)
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four wheeler as in motorbike?
Yes, with a motor to make nice big ruts in my soil.
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Old 12-30-2013, 08:04 PM   #44 (permalink)
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Yes, with a motor to make nice big ruts in my soil.
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Old 12-30-2013, 08:05 PM   #45 (permalink)
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Yeah I had to go bang down their door. Dad did come out in his underwear and get the four wheeler. Didn't bother with the kids.
I just imagined a really fat guy, underwear sagging and just enough buttcrack showing, scratching his ass and burping from last night's beer, staggering out his front door, looking at the 4-wheeler, grunting, pulling it out, grunting again, then going back inside.
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Old 12-30-2013, 08:11 PM   #46 (permalink)
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I just imagined a really fat guy, underwear sagging and just enough buttcrack showing, scratching his ass and burping from last night's beer, staggering out his front door, looking at the 4-wheeler, grunting, pulling it out, grunting again, then going back inside.
Were you there?????
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Old 12-30-2013, 08:13 PM   #47 (permalink)
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Were you there?????
thankfully it's only a product of a lush imagination.

he probably made breakfast for the kid after that - cheerios. With beer. Beerios.
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Old 12-30-2013, 08:16 PM   #48 (permalink)
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thankfully it's only a product of a lush imagination.

he probably made breakfast for the kid after that - cheerios. With beer. Beerios.
Those kids are the ones who play basketball in their driveway and flip off my car once I pull into my driveway after work. Such lovely young boys.
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Those kids are the ones who play basketball in their driveway and flip off my car once I pull into my driveway after work. Such lovely young boys.
Mom probably wears large sunglasses everywhere, because she "likes them".
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Old 12-30-2013, 11:41 PM   #50 (permalink)
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My neighbours are really friendly actually. One of the guys is in the same boat with his leg so they're having a party out back and invited me. Maybe it'll be a great New Years after all, and I won't be annoying the forum as much.
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