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Old 11-25-2014, 04:21 PM   #1101 (permalink)
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TFW your professor sends out an email canceling class on an exam day! Wtf? I hope everything is okay.
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Old 11-25-2014, 04:48 PM   #1102 (permalink)
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TFW your professor sends out an email canceling class on an exam day! Wtf? I hope everything is okay.
Who cares? No test!
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There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.
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Old 11-25-2014, 09:27 PM   #1103 (permalink)
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Holy ****. To **** over your kid like that, I keep thinking she must have used the money to buy heroin or something. How do you do something that scummy?
Well... Oxy isn't technically heroin I guess.

Yeah man. My mom sucks. There's a reason my dad was awarded custody when they divorced back when I was 2, judges almost always give it to the mom. One of my biggest regrets in life is moving in with her once it was my legal choice.

Edit: Also scored a job at a financial firm, woo! It'll be nice to be the youngest, least intelligent employee for once. TFW being the dumb one is a good thing.
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Old 11-25-2014, 11:40 PM   #1104 (permalink)
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Edit: Also scored a job at a financial firm, woo! It'll be nice to be the youngest, least intelligent employee for once. TFW being the dumb one is a good thing.
Young, hot, and weird? There'll be some buttoned up yuppy looking to throw his money at your tits. Just remember to slutty it up when you get dressed in the morning.
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There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.
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Old 11-26-2014, 07:18 AM   #1105 (permalink)
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Old 11-26-2014, 07:47 AM   #1106 (permalink)
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And don't forget bananas. Eating bananas is the office slut's best friend.
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There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.
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Old 11-26-2014, 08:11 AM   #1107 (permalink)
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Its a smallish firm, small office. There would be limited opportunity for sex-based advancement if I was into that.
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Old 11-26-2014, 08:13 AM   #1108 (permalink)
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in and out of court in an hour flat... that's a great feeling to me.
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Old 11-26-2014, 08:14 AM   #1109 (permalink)
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Its a smallish firm, small office. There would be limited opportunity for sex-based advancement if I was into that.
You said limited, not nonexistent.
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Old 11-26-2014, 08:23 AM   #1110 (permalink)
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