TFW your cat comes to you for a cuddle and sleep against your naked body.

tfw there's a line longer than a full city block at the bookstore next door.

At 7am.

Because Americans are ridiculous.

Why, was something just released?

No, it's Black Friday.

Fair enough. I have an a strange inability to recover from a night of drinking at someone else's place, I usually depart as soon as I wake up for home. I just don't feel comfortable with my head in a toilet other than my own.

LiL I feel you. Today's my moms birthday so I need to go out to find her a gift, I think the drugstore might be the only safe bet I have.

Stupidest day of the year. Usually try to stay home but gonna be driving Linda to urgent care in a few. Pretty sure she broke her foot yesterday while walking the dogs.

Oh geez, I forgot. Pity you Americns on days like this. :p:

Not just Americans. It's become a thing here now. Bellstrikes fighting each other over tellies and ripping things off the shelves not caring what is even in the box. Supermarkets have closed within the hour.

Proper bottom of the barrel behaviour.

The **** is a bellstrike?

My store opened 40 minutes ago and I already want to gas these people.