That is the level of ****s I aspire to give.

Watching women eat usually gives me a boner but...

*attempts to think of a quirky house related joke*

She's plastered.

This explains so much tbh

I challenge you to watch me eat an entire cake and not ruin at least one pair of panties.

I would use this as a prime example of how so many dudes have no ****ing clue how to get a lady off.

I would use this as a prime example of how so many women are in denial of my eating prowess.

Tfw you wanna order some food but you know you're going to be too lazy to get up and get the food so you just say "eh, I'll starve".

Don't joke about this.
That's exactly what's happening in Africa.

Tfw you see old posts from back in the old MB days and you see that you were active back then as well and you quickly realize how long you've been here. I know there's a join date but goddamn it's weird to actually see it.