GuD

tfw you're just minding your business, surfing the webs... listenin to some tunes. And your dog is just sitting next to you, staring at you with this expression like she hates you and are the stupidest mother****er she ever did see.


I love my dog and she loves me but she makes that expression sometimes and it's funniest damned thing.

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Mondo Bungle

when you search through all the threads you've started and only see bitchin ass bands

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RoxyRollah

TFW,when you are hiding from the newest addition to your class because she thinks that just bc you smoke, you guys must be tight,

Seriously Im having a hard holding a conversation due to the 13 years life experiences I have on her,

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The Batlord

Hey, bitch! We smokers gotta stick together. If we don't, those smug, non-smoking SOBs will just pick us off, one by one, and then we'll all be those people who give a ****ty look to some guy, minding his own damn business, smoking a cig a hundred feet from anyone else.

****. That.

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Plankton

After 30+ years of smoking Newports, I quit 4 days ago (with a little help from being on my deathbed from the flu), so...



tfw, you get through the first 72 hrs.

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John Wilkes Booth

it's a dumb habit. i've quite several times... once for over a year... somehow i always end up picking it up again. what kills me is i only ever started smoking cigs cause i had to stop smoking weed for clean piss and i missed the feeling of smoking ****. i'm thinking i'm about to stop for good too cause really you only have so many years of abuse before you have to start doing some calculations on how you're going to die.

btw newports suck... i hate that menthol ****.

Plankton

I stopped for 2 years starting in '98, and 6 months in '09, and picked it up again when I started drinking both times. The two year term was extremely productive for me, since I didn't do anything but workout, and exercise. Got kinda ripped, and all that crap, which has served as a good foundation for the rest of the time in between then and now. I'm getting on in age, and my lungs hurt, so this was a chance to turn a negative situation into a positive one (from being sick and basically bed-ridden).

My VERY first was when I was in 5th grade, when a pack cost $0.50, and I was able to buy them on my own (claiming they were for my Mom) at a local gas station, and they were Newports. I never could get used to smoking tree bark after that.

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ladyislingering

There are few things more horrible than having asthma and being downwind from someone's poor life choices. Even the stench of a smoker after they've just had a cigarette is enough to make me want to punch them in the throat so we can experience the same terrible reaction.

Weed has never triggered my asthma, but cigarettes always do. Probably because they're loaded up with formaldehyde and chemicals that are usually used to blast shit out of toilets.

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The Batlord

Then stand upwind.

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ladyislingering

that seems sensible but sometimes it's just not practical.

I especially hate smokers that stand right outside of a building (when clearly there's a rule that you need to stand far away from all entrances and exits) and fill the whole lobby up with smoke.

Some of the girls I work with smoke on the loading docks and the entire back room smells like garbage and homeless people by the time they're done.

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