That feeling when...

The Batlord · 12-22-2019, 02:34 PM

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Originally Posted by MarieMarie

Consider my high demands a sign of high esteem.

Consider my low accomplishments a sign of low esteem.

Plankton · 12-28-2019, 06:36 AM

Tfw you have one blueberry left on the plate and you try to stab it with a fork and it jumps off the plate, on to the floor, and rolls under the fridge as you think to yourself: "I hope you have a good life under there buddy. Go now. Go and become penicillin".

DwnWthVwls · 12-28-2019, 10:42 AM

I thought you were gonna feel: "I knew this wouldnt work, why havent I learned after the 100th time and just used my hands!"

Plankton · 12-29-2019, 04:34 AM

I used to just snort em.

The Batlord · 12-29-2019, 07:49 AM

Blowberries?

Plankton · 12-30-2019, 07:26 AM

Blewberries. Past tense.

Plankton · 01-08-2020, 01:06 PM

Tfw the owner of the company's son comes into your office, looks at your computer screens and says: "It's weird that you know all this ****. You're ****ing weird".

Only stupid people think that, Junior.

grindy · 01-09-2020, 01:56 AM

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Originally Posted by Plankton

Tfw the owner of the company's son comes into your office, looks at your computer screens and says: "It's weird that you know all this ****. You're ****ing weird".

Only stupid people think that, Junior.

I think it's weird that the company somehow has a son and some dude somehow owns him.

**Frownland** · 01-08-2020, 01:08 PM

Shoulda hit him with an "ok boomer"

Plankton · 01-08-2020, 01:10 PM

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Originally Posted by Frownland

Shoulda hit him

yep

Can't stand the little pipsqueak. Nepotism sucks.

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Plankton Just Keep Swimming... Join Date: Apr 2012 Location: See signature... Posts: 7,765	Blewberries. Past tense. __________________ See location...

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Plankton Just Keep Swimming... Join Date: Apr 2012 Location: See signature... Posts: 7,765	Tfw the owner of the company's son comes into your office, looks at your computer screens and says: "It's weird that you know all this **. You're **ing weird". Only stupid people think that, Junior. __________________ See location...

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