That feeling when...

Isbjørn · 12-22-2014, 02:24 AM

The Batlord · 12-22-2014, 03:16 AM

Cats are inherently funnier than dogs in a non-"Oh look at what stupid thing the little retard creature did now" kind of way.

Plankton · 12-22-2014, 06:46 AM

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Originally Posted by Chula Vista

Don't light up man.

*hoping all goes well - as well as it can*

Nope. I said I'm done, and I mean it. Thank you though Chula man.

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Originally Posted by The Batlord

Yeah, drink instead. But don't go to a bar. You'll buy cigarettes either on the way or on the way back. Just drink at home and play the blues like a boss. Record some of that **** and upload it too. We need some blues straight from the soul on this forum.

Been too busy with moving into the new place, but I'll get right on that ASAP.

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Originally Posted by Trollheart

You're a hell of a guy to do that, but then everyone knows that anyway. If she's recovered now and there is no love there, you've done the right thing, stood by her and have nothing to feel ashamed or guilty about. Time to make your own life, man. Have some fun. Go make some record executive's day by playing him your demo and getting him to be able to say "Oh yeah! I discovered that guy, you know..."

Thanks buddy. It's time to get my own life back, and I've been telling her that for a while now. It was an amicable split, but I did see some animosity when I was loading up my truck with the last load. Such is life. It feels good to be on my own again. It's really where I need to be.

I've got a few old friends coming out of the woodwork that want to work together again. We'll see what happens with the Rec Exec's (lulz) after I get something worked out.

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Originally Posted by Chula Vista

Plank's blues in 5... 4... 3... 2.... - which will slay. No doubt.

http://www.planktonsodyssey.com/reso...itar+Blues.mp3

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Originally Posted by John Wilkes Booth

this reminds me of curb your enthusiasm when larry gets stuck with that one girl who has cancer and then can't break up with her. you should have done like larry and just cheated on her so that she would leave you instead.

As much as I'd like to oblige, and some people would find it really cool and entertaining, I'm not a complete asshole. Thanks for the advise though, and I'll keep your suggestions in their rightful place from now on.

ladyislingering · 12-22-2014, 10:12 AM

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Originally Posted by Briks

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Originally Posted by The Batlord

Cats are inherently funnier than dogs in a non-"Oh look at what stupid thing the little retard creature did now" kind of way.

My cat ran full-force, headfirst into a closed door yesterday. I swear he's retarded.

GuD · 12-23-2014, 01:55 AM

I'm so ****ing tired I wanna stab Life in the throat and tear out it's ****ing larynx.

ladyislingering · 12-23-2014, 01:59 AM

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Originally Posted by WhateverDude

I'm so ****ing tired I wanna stab Life in the throat and tear out it's ****ing larynx.

same, except I'm rather drunk and ridiculously content with life as it is

GuD · 12-23-2014, 02:03 AM

More than anything I want to set the drying machine on fire. I'm grateful to have one. Really am. I'd be more grateful if it worked properly and didn't take an extra hour to dry my blankets. OH WELL TIME TO GO TO BED WRAPPED IN A TOWEL.

**Frownland** · 12-23-2014, 02:05 AM

Tfw you're like 'damn, I thought I was too stoic to have feelings', but you read a post by The Batlord and you feel too stupid not to have emotions.

ladyislingering · 12-23-2014, 02:05 AM

bruh at least you (probably) don't have to pay a dollar for 50min drying time.

I did a shitload of laundry today and it cost me like $10.

also

give your sister some love, your card was on its way since Saturday.

The Batlord · 12-23-2014, 02:08 AM

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Originally Posted by Frownland

Tfw you're like 'damn, I thought I was too stoic to have feelings', but you read a post by The Batlord and you feel too stupid not to have emotions.

What post?

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Isbjørn cooler commie than elph Join Date: Sep 2012 Location: In a hole, help Posts: 2,811	__________________ fast(ml) Hear me play the guitar Look, mom! I got a journal

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GuD Dude... What? Join Date: Oct 2013 Posts: 1,322	I'm so **ing tired I wanna stab Life in the throat and tear out it's **ing larynx. __________________ I spit bullets in my feet Every time I speak So I write instead And still people want me dead ~msc

12-23-2014, 02:03 AM	#1417 (permalink)
GuD Dude... What? Join Date: Oct 2013 Posts: 1,322	More than anything I want to set the drying machine on fire. I'm grateful to have one. Really am. I'd be more grateful if it worked properly and didn't take an extra hour to dry my blankets. OH WELL TIME TO GO TO BED WRAPPED IN A TOWEL. __________________ I spit bullets in my feet Every time I speak So I write instead And still people want me dead ~msc

12-23-2014, 02:05 AM	#1418 (permalink)
Frownland SOPHIE FOREVER Join Date: Aug 2011 Location: East of the Southern North American West Posts: 35,548	Tfw you're like 'damn, I thought I was too stoic to have feelings', but you read a post by The Batlord and you feel too stupid not to have emotions. __________________ Studies show that when a given norm is changed in the face of the unchanging, the remaining contradictions will parallel the truth. d e a f b o x

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ladyislingering Maelian Join Date: Apr 2012 Location: Seattle Posts: 695	bruh at least you (probably) don't have to pay a dollar for 50min drying time. I did a shitload of laundry today and it cost me like $10. also give your sister some love, your card was on its way since Saturday. __________________ You and I, We were born to die.