That feeling when...

The Batlord · 12-23-2014, 05:21 PM

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Originally Posted by Frownland

I tells it like I sees it. It would take a special kind of douchebag to deny it because of something like humility.

GuD · 12-23-2014, 09:21 PM

tfw your thai food delivery guy shows up and it's not the cute flirty one with the perfect eyebrows.

also tfw you're looking around tryna figure out where the **** you put your last bite of eggroll and realize it's still in the sweet and sour sauce ramekin. derrrrr

also tfw you at first were gonna order brown rice instead but then changed it back to regular white rice because you're tryna save money but they send you brown rice anyways and when you check the receipt they didn't charge you extra for it. awwww yuhhhhhh

ladyislingering · 12-24-2014, 12:13 AM

tfw you've had plenty of liquor but you're out of sedatives for the perfect ride

gonna have to remedy that by the end of the week.

ladyislingering · 12-24-2014, 01:33 PM

tfw there are children screaming so hard outside your apartment complex that you'd almost think Gary Glitter was out there or something.

Pet_Sounds · 12-25-2014, 04:51 PM

TFW you're sitting back with a toothpick after enjoying a massive turkey dinner. Life ain't too bad.

Isbjørn · 12-25-2014, 11:10 PM

TFW you're trying to sleep, but your brain is like "nah, let's have an insomnia party" so you stay awake exactly all night. I think I'm reaching the point of sleep deprivation soon.

****, googling "insomnia" was a bad idea. That whole "increased risk of heart disease" thing scares me ****less. Briks needs hugs.

RoxyRollah · 12-25-2014, 11:49 PM

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Originally Posted by Briks

TFW you're trying to sleep, but your brain is like "nah, let's have an insomnia party" so you stay awake exactly all night. I think I'm reaching the point of sleep deprivation soon.

****, googling "insomnia" was a bad idea. That whole "increased risk of heart disease" thing scares me ****less. Briks needs hugs.

Auntie Roxy has your back.Now go. get me my cigarettes and lighter,oh right and fix me another highball, 2 fingers. ....Last one was a little strong.

Overcast · 12-26-2014, 12:03 AM

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Originally Posted by Briks

TFW you're trying to sleep, but your brain is like "nah, let's have an insomnia party" so you stay awake exactly all night. I think I'm reaching the point of sleep deprivation soon.

****, googling "insomnia" was a bad idea. That whole "increased risk of heart disease" thing scares me ****less. Briks needs hugs.

Sleep deprivation is fun, though. Best feeling ever. Who needs drug enhancements for music when you can just deprive yourself of sleep.

I cannot sleep until I'm so deprived that I'm on the edge of blacking out. Usually up around 20+ hours on the average before I get tired. That's when my real day begins.

ladyislingering · 12-26-2014, 12:06 AM

tfw your ears are still ringing from the fucking noise you had to endure from some asshole toddler all night.

on the bright side it's reminded me that this year I should work on becoming sterilized so I have absolutely no chance on ever ending up with one of those terrible crotch-goblins.

The Batlord · 12-26-2014, 02:06 AM

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Originally Posted by Briks

TFW you're trying to sleep, but your brain is like "nah, let's have an insomnia party" so you stay awake exactly all night. I think I'm reaching the point of sleep deprivation soon.

****, googling "insomnia" was a bad idea. That whole "increased risk of heart disease" thing scares me ****less. Briks needs hugs.

Take something with Benadryl. Knock you right out. Or go raid an English village. Exercise is good for insomnia.

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Originally Posted by ladyislingering

tfw your ears are still ringing from the fucking noise you had to endure from some asshole toddler all night.

You listened to a child have sex all night? How much stamina can you have at that age?

12-23-2014, 09:21 PM	#1432 (permalink)
GuD Dude... What? Join Date: Oct 2013 Posts: 1,322	tfw your thai food delivery guy shows up and it's not the cute flirty one with the perfect eyebrows. also tfw you're looking around tryna figure out where the **** you put your last bite of eggroll and realize it's still in the sweet and sour sauce ramekin. derrrrr also tfw you at first were gonna order brown rice instead but then changed it back to regular white rice because you're tryna save money but they send you brown rice anyways and when you check the receipt they didn't charge you extra for it. awwww yuhhhhhh __________________ I spit bullets in my feet Every time I speak So I write instead And still people want me dead ~msc Last edited by GuD; 12-23-2014 at 09:27 PM.

12-24-2014, 12:13 AM	#1433 (permalink)
ladyislingering Maelian Join Date: Apr 2012 Location: Seattle Posts: 695	tfw you've had plenty of liquor but you're out of sedatives for the perfect ride gonna have to remedy that by the end of the week. __________________ You and I, We were born to die.

12-24-2014, 01:33 PM	#1434 (permalink)
ladyislingering Maelian Join Date: Apr 2012 Location: Seattle Posts: 695	tfw there are children screaming so hard outside your apartment complex that you'd almost think Gary Glitter was out there or something. __________________ You and I, We were born to die.

12-25-2014, 04:51 PM	#1435 (permalink)
Pet_Sounds Remember the underscore Join Date: Feb 2014 Location: The other side Posts: 2,489	TFW you're sitting back with a toothpick after enjoying a massive turkey dinner. Life ain't too bad. __________________ Everybody's dying just to get the disease

12-25-2014, 11:10 PM	#1436 (permalink)
Isbjørn cooler commie than elph Join Date: Sep 2012 Location: In a hole, help Posts: 2,811	TFW you're trying to sleep, but your brain is like "nah, let's have an insomnia party" so you stay awake exactly all night. I think I'm reaching the point of sleep deprivation soon. **, googling "insomnia" was a bad idea. That whole "increased risk of heart disease" thing scares me *less. Briks needs hugs. __________________ fast(ml) Hear me play the guitar Look, mom! I got a journal Last edited by Isbjørn; 12-25-2014 at 11:26 PM.*

12-26-2014, 12:06 AM	#1439 (permalink)
ladyislingering Maelian Join Date: Apr 2012 Location: Seattle Posts: 695	tfw your ears are still ringing from the fucking noise you had to endure from some asshole toddler all night. on the bright side it's reminded me that this year I should work on becoming sterilized so I have absolutely no chance on ever ending up with one of those terrible crotch-goblins. __________________ You and I, We were born to die.