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Old 01-04-2015, 07:14 PM   #1531 (permalink)
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Tfw your neighbour introduces you to his sexy daughter with some heavy 'it's cool if you hook up' vibes.
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Old 01-04-2015, 08:53 PM   #1532 (permalink)
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TFW you shovel six inches of wet, heavy snow out of your driveway singlehanded.
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Old 01-05-2015, 10:34 AM   #1533 (permalink)
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TFW you haven't slept very well at all in 3 days and it looks like you have a couple of saddlebags under your eyes.

AKA Nyquil withdrawal.
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Old 01-06-2015, 09:38 PM   #1534 (permalink)
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Tfw cut jalapeneos
don't wash hands
go to bathroom

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I have made this mistake so many goddamn times and STILL I have yet to learn. It's all toasty down there
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Old 01-06-2015, 09:41 PM   #1535 (permalink)
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So did you scorch the dog or did you wipe? I've had wiping happen to me before with habeneros. Pain for months. Like I got butt****ed by Satan.
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Old 01-06-2015, 09:43 PM   #1536 (permalink)
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Oh lord. I cannot imagine the awfulness of a fiery butthole. No, just the elephant in the room fortunately.
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Old 01-06-2015, 09:44 PM   #1537 (permalink)
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I work in biotech so I always have tons of rubber gloves around. I won't make that mistake again!
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Old 01-06-2015, 10:04 PM   #1538 (permalink)
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I work in biotech so I always have tons of rubber gloves around. I won't make that mistake again!
So you work in Godzilla?
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Old 01-06-2015, 10:51 PM   #1539 (permalink)
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I prefer Godzirra
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Hope you never pet your pups nose!!!
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