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Old 04-05-2014, 12:22 AM   #151 (permalink)
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I've stopped counting how many times this has happened to me.
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Old 04-06-2014, 02:44 AM   #152 (permalink)
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You see a red spot on your dicks and realize it's just a pimple.



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Old 04-06-2014, 02:51 AM   #153 (permalink)
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Old 04-06-2014, 03:22 AM   #154 (permalink)
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You see a red spot on your dicks and realize it's just a pimple.



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Dicks? You have more then one!?
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Old 04-06-2014, 03:52 AM   #155 (permalink)
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Old 04-06-2014, 12:19 PM   #156 (permalink)
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When someone compliments my hair:



.... when they immediately follow up by saying "you should donate it!"



....when they try to make me feel like some sort of heartless bitch for saying "that's never going to happen"...

I feel the same way when someone compliments me on my height, and then immediately says I should go into modelling. No f*cking thanks.
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Old 04-06-2014, 09:36 PM   #157 (permalink)
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I have a tendency to use the plurals when not necessary. As in, this thread is dopes.



I happen to have just one penis as far as I'm aware. Though, I could imagine scenarios in which two would be, ah, perhaps... desirable. To each their own, I say, long as everyone involved is a-okay.
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Old 04-06-2014, 11:09 PM   #158 (permalink)
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I have a tendency to use the plurals when not necessary. As in, this thread is dopes.



I happen to have just one penis as far as I'm aware. Though, I could imagine scenarios in which two would be, ah, perhaps... desirable. To each their own, I say, long as everyone involved is a-okay.
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Old 04-06-2014, 11:13 PM   #159 (permalink)
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