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Old 01-13-2014, 03:33 PM   #51 (permalink)
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And then the toilet jams as you try to flush and it floats back up to you as if saying "Daddy! Daddy"

"**** off! I'm not your daddy!"
dude, you birthed it.

might as well give it a name at that point.

How about Steve? Steve sounds like a good turd name.
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Old 01-13-2014, 06:25 PM   #52 (permalink)
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That feeling when you're out in public and some people near you start saying insulting things about you in Serbian thinking that you can't understand them, and watch them turn bright red as you tell them to go fuck themselves.

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Old 01-13-2014, 08:04 PM   #53 (permalink)
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That feeling when you're out in public and some people near you start saying insulting things about you in Serbian thinking that you can't understand them, and watch them turn bright red as you tell them to go fuck themselves.

Yeah.
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Old 01-13-2014, 08:37 PM   #54 (permalink)
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That feeling when you're out in public and some people near you start saying insulting things about you in Serbian thinking that you can't understand them, and watch them turn bright red as you tell them to go fuck themselves.

Yeah.
Same thing happens with me when people are talking crap about me in Spanish. I tell them off in English though instead of Spanish.
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dude, you birthed it.

might as well give it a name at that point.

How about Steve? Steve sounds like a good turd name.
Or Bob, unless its a sinker.
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Old 01-13-2014, 09:31 PM   #56 (permalink)
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That feeling when you're out in public and some people near you start saying insulting things about you in Serbian thinking that you can't understand them, and watch them turn bright red as you tell them to go fuck themselves.

Yeah.
That was awesome.
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Old 01-13-2014, 10:52 PM   #57 (permalink)
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Old 01-13-2014, 11:47 PM   #59 (permalink)
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That feeling you get when...

... you roll back to sleep in the morning cause you have a day off.
... there is a perfect equilibrium of milk and cereal in your breakfast bowl.
... the cheese on your pizza is the right chewy consistency (slightly melty - not too hot, not too cold).
... you drink an icy cold Coke in cup chock-full of crushed ice.
... you raise your pint of Guinness for the The Great Guinness Toast to make in it the Guinness World Records.
... you're back on the designated tour path after trying to take a short cut and getting trapped on a cliff in an off-limits area for an hour.
... you play your favorite album you haven't heard in a while.
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Old 01-14-2014, 07:40 AM   #60 (permalink)
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That feeling when I am so looking forward to 2015, 2016, 2017, 2018 & 2019.
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