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Old 02-04-2015, 06:39 AM   #1711 (permalink)
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TFW you piss so much that it smells as bad as if you took a dump.
I'm trying so hard to respond to you, but you are so ****ing filthy sometimes I just...I'm ****ing dumbfounded.
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Old 02-04-2015, 07:03 AM   #1712 (permalink)
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I'm trying so hard to respond to you, but you are so ****ing filthy sometimes I just...I'm ****ing dumbfounded.
Like you don't know exactly what I'm talking about. When it looks like you poured orange Kool-Aid in the toilet?
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Old 02-04-2015, 07:29 AM   #1713 (permalink)
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Old 02-04-2015, 08:16 AM   #1714 (permalink)
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TFW you find to your dismay that you are out of clean socks and have no choice but to pick up a dirty pair off the floor. Thank god I only have to go out for fifteen or twenty minutes to pick up some smokes. I figure if I don't even care enough to put on deodorant, then are dirty socks really all that big of a deal?
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Old 02-04-2015, 08:26 AM   #1715 (permalink)
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TFW you find to your dismay that you are out of clean socks and have no choice but to pick up a dirty pair off the floor. Thank god I only have to go out for fifteen or twenty minutes to pick up some smokes. I figure if I don't even care enough to put on deodorant, then are dirty socks really all that big of a deal?
TFW you finally realize why batlord can't get laid.
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Old 02-04-2015, 11:40 AM   #1716 (permalink)
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the only time I wear dirty socks and don't put on deodorant is the day after I get laid
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Old 02-04-2015, 12:19 PM   #1717 (permalink)
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I was outside for all of twenty minutes, making human contact for no more than thirty seconds, so such preparation would have been more trouble than it was worth. Besides, I wasn't waiting an hour or whatever to wash some socks. I needed a cig right then.
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Old 02-04-2015, 12:28 PM   #1718 (permalink)
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TSW you wear two day old socks and they stick to your feet when you go to take them off.
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Old 02-04-2015, 12:30 PM   #1719 (permalink)
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TFW when you have 3 socks
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Old 02-04-2015, 12:31 PM   #1720 (permalink)
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