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Old 02-17-2015, 01:26 PM   #1811 (permalink)
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TFW you look at the sex offender registry just for ****s and giggles and find out some guy down the street was convicted of "aggravated sexual battery" against a minor.
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Old 02-17-2015, 02:34 PM   #1812 (permalink)
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There is literally a sex offender hot spot in close approximation to my city's children's museum. What the actual ****.
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Old 02-17-2015, 02:36 PM   #1813 (permalink)
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I'd give a shout out to my child-diddling neighbor, but since he lives so close to me it might not be wise to put his info out there. Seriously, take a left two houses down, and go about two blocks and you're in Sex Offender Land. There's two within a one block radius maybe a mile away in another neighborhood, so I guess it could be worse.
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Old 02-17-2015, 02:44 PM   #1814 (permalink)
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A discription of a sex offender down the street from my parents, which in a relatively well off area of the city..

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Old 02-17-2015, 02:59 PM   #1815 (permalink)
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A discription of a sex offender down the street from my parents, which in a relatively well off area of the city..

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Aw man. Mine's just some boring middle-age white guy.
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Old 02-17-2015, 03:05 PM   #1816 (permalink)
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Aw man. Mine's just some boring middle-age white guy.
Mine's a 22 yr old white kid. Pigo kwangu translates to 'blow me' in swahili. How charming. Couldn't imagine how he ended up as a sex offender.
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Old 02-17-2015, 03:11 PM   #1817 (permalink)
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Mine's a 22 yr old white kid. Pigo kwangu translates to 'blow me' in swahili. How charming. Couldn't imagine how he ended up as a sex offender.
Well at least mine has an outside chance of not being a moron. Sorry, dude.
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Old 02-17-2015, 06:11 PM   #1818 (permalink)
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Mine's a 22 yr old white kid. Pigo kwangu translates to 'blow me' in swahili. How charming. Couldn't imagine how he ended up as a sex offender.
Classy.
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Old 02-18-2015, 11:19 PM   #1819 (permalink)
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tfw you're a skilled poet but you're too shy to show anyone any of your work so you'll leave a legacy behind.
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Inbox is always open, bro. I judge not, as a "musician" Who feels the same I completely understand.
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